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'Ninja Turtles' Porn Parody Will Shell-Shock You (NSFW)

"You're about to taste our turtle wax."
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Cowabunga! These turtles have more than pizza on their minds.

As the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" sequel inches toward its release, a not-so-mainstream version has been unmasked online.

We give you the porn parody "Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles" from woodrocket.com.

According to the trailer above, Dongatello and the guys aren't afraid to tell a female pal they've been circumsized -- by their teenage mutant ninja rabbi.

"We're coming out of our shells," the crime-fighting crew says.

Oy vey. 

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