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He Got A Tattoo Of A Vacuum On His Penis. Now Life Sucks (NSFW).

Such regret he didn't rethink that ink.
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He got ink done on his junk and now Lewis Flint is in a funk.

When he was 16, he had a tattoo of a Henry the Hoover vacuum cleaner etched on his crotch, with his penis serving as the hose. There's also a cord with a plug that reaches all the way around to you-figure-out. It was a hoot at first, he told the British TV program "Bodyshockers."

But now at age 21, not so much. Flint attempted to have it removed with a laser but couldn't stand the pain, the Grimsby Telegraph reported. 


Once fancying himself a "local hero" for his tat, Flint said Henry the Hoover is now cramping his style.

"I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked," he said on the show, per Cosmopolitan UK.

"When she saw it she said 'What's that? I am off!' I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done."

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