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JOKE: Mick Diflo's Minutes

JOKE: Mick Diflo's Minutes
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I was on the corner arguing with my wife on my cell-phone. I said, "Listen, I gotta go - you're wasting my minutes."

She said, "No, remember? We get free minutes when we talk to each other."

I said, "No, I mean the minutes of my LIFE!"

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