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This Is What It Would Sound Like If Men Were Honest When Hitting On Women

This Is What It Would Sound Like If Men Were Honest When Hitting On Women
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Let's be honest.

Even if men (smartly) avoid the cheesiness of a standard pick-up line -- no, we did not fall from heaven -- straightforward conversation can be hard to come by when you're chatting with someone new at a bar. After all, there's no way to guarantee who's being sincere and who isn't.

Which is why we found this video so incredibly refreshing. This, BuzzFeed purports, is what's actually going through guys' heads when they hit on women.

Fascinating.

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Before You Go

Ed Sheeran Pick Up Lines
"I found your hairband on my bedroom floor"(01 of10)
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Pull a hairband out of your pocket and give it to her, then stand quietly and wait for her surprised gratitude. (credit:Getty Images)
"I should ink my skin, with your name"(02 of10)
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Prepare a few fake tattoos of girls' names on her arm in advance to give her an idea of what it would look like. (credit:Getty Images)
"My chest is a pillow for your weary head to lay to rest again"(03 of10)
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Tap your chest and shoot her your best come-hither gaze. (credit:Getty Images)
"I know you love Shrek"(04 of10)
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Present her with the dvd so she understands you're ready to watch it with her ASAP. Bonus points if you use your best Scottish accent. (credit:Getty Images)
"You need me, I don't need you"(05 of10)
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Turn on your heel and walk away, and look discreetly over your shoulder to see if she follows. (credit:Getty Images)
"I sing fast, I know that all my shit’s cool"(06 of10)
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If she looks skeptical, impress her by reciting all the lyrics to "Rapper's Delight" as fast as you can. (The 15 minute version. Obviously.) (credit:Getty Images)
"And you will never know, just how beautiful you are to me"(07 of10)
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Pull out a mirror that has a photo of Taylor Swift's face taped to it. BAM. (credit:Getty Images)
"It's too cold outside for angels to fly"(08 of10)
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Add an "...except for you" with a flirty wink. (If it's not actually cold outside, put on a winter jacket anyway so she can tell you're serious.) (credit:Getty Images)
"Give me love like her"(09 of10)
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If no one is around for you to point to, stall until someone walks by moving onto the chorus, slowly and emphatically:my my, my my oh give me love,my my, my my oh give me love,my my, my my oh give me love,my my, my my oh give me love,my my, my my give me love. (credit:Getty Images)
"Maybe tonight I'll call ya, After my blood turns into alcohol"(10 of10)
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Pull out a flask (without real alcohol in it) from your jacket so she can see you're starting right away. (credit:Getty Images)
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