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2015 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot
Rich Aurillia(01 of34)
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Aaron Boone(02 of34)
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Tony Clark(03 of34)
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Carlos Delgado (04 of34)
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Jermaine Dye(05 of34)
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Darrin Erstad(06 of34)
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Cliff Floyd(07 of34)
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Nomar Garciaparra(08 of34)
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Brian Giles(09 of34)
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Tom Gordon(10 of34)
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Eddie Guardado(11 of34)
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Randy Johnson (12 of34)
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Pedro Martinez(13 of34)
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Troy Percival (14 of34)
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Jason Schmidt (15 of34)
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Gary Sheffield(16 of34)
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John Smoltz(17 of34)
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Craig Biggio(18 of34)
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Mike Piazza(19 of34)
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Jeff Bagwell(20 of34)
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Tim Raines(21 of34)
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Roger Clemens (22 of34)
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Barry Bonds (23 of34)
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Lee Smith(24 of34)
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Curt Schilling (25 of34)
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Edgar Martinez (26 of34)
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Alan Trammell(27 of34)
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Mike Mussina(28 of34)
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Jeff Kent(29 of34)
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Fred McGriff (30 of34)
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Mark McGwire(31 of34)
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Larry Walker(32 of34)
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