Guy Tries To Steal Bird Mom's Egg, Gets What He Deserves

Don't do this.

When a man in North Carolina's Outer Banks tried to steal an egg from a mama pigeon, she let him know just how birdbrained that idea was.

As soon as the guy even got near the egg, the protective mom flew off the handle and started attacking the man.

The picture is a little scrambled, but his screams of agony come through loud and painfully clear.

"Ahhh! Ah f***! Ah s***! Wahhhh! Wahhh!" he said. "Damn! I didn't even take them!"

Unfortunately, the guy does appear to get away with the egg. We only hope mama pigeon gets her revenge eventually.

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