Though you couldn't tell it from the delighted expressions of the women they're dancing with, the men at the Christmas office party are real stiffs. Sure, they're tall, dark and kind of handsome, if your tastes run to buttoned-down, Scotch-scented swagger
But let's face it, they're so much alike they could have rolled off an assembly line. They might as well be made of cardboard. Wait a minute. They are made of cardboard.
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