It's been a long, grueling wait, but last night we finally got our fix with the live season premier of ABC's The Bachelor! This season features "Prince Farming" and Bachelorette runner-up, Chris Soules -- a guy who's so deep in the Iowa boondocks, the closest Starbucks is over an hour away! Absolutely bone-chilling. But somehow, the producers were able to find not 20, not 25, but 30 brave women willing to marry him and move there, basically sight (and site) unseen. Let the dating mistakes begin, be made, and be learned from!:
- Never admit in public, let alone to your date, that as an adult you shamelessly live with your mother, don't know how to cook for yourself, and are effing crazy. In fact, forget about admitting such things, don't DO such things in the first place if you want to be even remotely dateable. (Ahem, Amanda.)
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