Why Did Woman With The Giant Inflatable Penis Cross The Road? (NSFW)

But this is no joke.
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Here's another reason to keep your eye on the road: You just might spot a woman with a walker carting a large inflatable penis across the street.

The hilariously random sight from Inverness, Scotland, is making the rounds, courtesy of Paul Williamson and his dashcam.

In a Facebook video he posted Wednesday, Williamson was at an intersection in the town center when he can be heard saying, "What has she got in that basket there?"

Then the woman comes into view, strolling with her phallus-filled walker into the crossing.

Williamson reportedly shot the clip in 2014, but the Daily Mail noted that he decided to share it recently. "Couldn't believe this," he captioned the post.

Notice how casual the woman is, as if her walker contained a bag of groceries.

According to the Press and Journal, one person claimed the woman bought the item for her 70th birthday party but that wasn't confirmed.

This isn't the first pink phallus balloon to go viral. Last October, some fans expressed their disappointment with the San Francisco 49ers by holding an air-filled member and posting it on social media with pointed words for team management.

H/T R/T

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