For all the fellow slobs out there:
"Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven."
― Erma Bombeck
"Neatness, madam, has nothing to do with the truth. The truth is quite messy, like a wind blown room."
― William J. Harris
Follow Larry Paros @
insomanywords.net
Take words with Larry @
twitter.com/wordswithlarry
facebook.com/wordswithlarry
pinterest.com/wordswithlarry
More fun with words by Larry
bawdylanguage.com
Support HuffPost
Support HuffPost
Already contributed? Log in to hide these messages.