Comedy

"I get it dogs, I too want a little treat when I do something right"
"my cat just walks up to me, says what I can only believe to be a slur & just saunters away."
"my cat talks a mad amount of s**t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle"
"can’t explain it but travis kelce has ginger cat energy"
"I SAID YES!!! 😍😍😍😍😍💍💍💍💍 ❤️❤️❤️❤️ someone asked if I was alone for valentine’s day!!!"
If you need a little pick-me-up after a long day, these humorous one-liners should do the trick.
"too many white cats being named things like snowball or marshmallow. what about freaky ass white boy"
"Garfield hating Mondays without having a job is stolen valor."
"my dog would freak tf out if she knew she was made of bones"
"When I leave for more than four hours my cat gets so upset she throws up so sometimes I look at my boyfriend and I'm like do you even love me"