Stephen Colbert Has Finally Figured Out Hillary Clinton's Illness

We knew it all along.
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With Donald Trump accusing Hillary Clinton of being too frail to be president, and wacky health theories flying out of the GOP presidential candidate’s camp and beyond, “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert decided to spend time on Tuesday diagnosing the Democratic nominee.

And wouldn’t you know it, Clinton has something that afflicts about half the planet.

Addressing her critics, Colbert said, “You’re just tiptoeing around the medical condition that you’re really upset about, one that she has that no other president in history has ever faced. Hillary Clinton has Chronic No-Penis.”

“It’s congenital,” Colbert added. “...Every woman in her family has had the same thing.”

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Hillary Clinton's Long Coats
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Coming out of "The View" in New York, New York. (credit:Getty Images)
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Holding a rally at Industry City Brooklyn in New York, New York. (credit:Getty Images)
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During an interview for the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. (credit:Getty Images)
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Campaigning in Birmingham, Alabama. (credit:Getty Images)
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Before the Univision News and Washington Post Democratic Presidential Primary Debate in Miami, Florida. (credit:Getty Images)
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At a campaign rally in Staten Island, New York. (credit:Getty Images)
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At a post-Super Tuesday rally in New York, New York. (credit:Getty Images)
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At a campaign rally in New York, New York. (credit:Getty Images)
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At a campaign rally in Wisconsin. (credit:Getty Images)
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Casting her ballot at a polling station during the New York State presidential primaries. (credit:Getty Images)
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At the Democratic presidential candidate debate in the New York, New York. (credit:Getty Images)
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Speaking during a Democratic Presidential Town Hall hosted by CNN and the New Hampshire Democratic Party at the Derry Opera House in Derry, New Hampshire. (credit:Getty Images)
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Campaigning in Phoenix before Arizona Primary. (credit:Getty Images)
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Waving at a campaign rally at the Southwest College in Los Angeles, California. (credit:Getty Images)
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On stage in New York, New York. (credit:Getty Images)
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With New York City mayor Bill de Blasio and his wife Chirlane McCray speaking at a debate watch party at Steiner Studios in New York City. (credit:Getty Images)
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Speaking during a grassroots event in Baltimore, Maryland. (credit:Getty Images)
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Greeting supporters during her primary night gathering in West Palm Beach, Florida. (credit:Getty Images)
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Speaking during a "Get Out The Vote" event at Alvime High School in Hudson, New Hampshire. (credit:Getty Images)
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Greeting supporters during a "Get Out the Vote" event at Grady Cole Center in Charlotte, North Carolina. (credit:Getty Images)
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Speaking at a "Get Out To Caucus" event at Washington High School in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. (credit:Getty Images)