Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

Stolen nude celebrity photo scandal (read: crime), Beyoncé's birthday, the start of New York Fashion Week, the sad passing of Joan Rivers -- this week has been full of both good and bad news. Through thick and thin however, we can always rely on the women of Twitter to make us laugh.

With New York Fashion Week kicking off on Friday, Carly Ledbetter thought she'd be a team player when she tweeted, "In honor of #NYFW, I'll be eating bagels for all the people who can't this week." Such a sweetheart.

While some great minds attempted to skip school by claiming Beyoncé's birthday is a national holiday, Twitter user Bryn had the day on lock: "You know you were a born winner when you have the same birthday as Beyoncé." But actually.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

All I'm saying is, you've never seen anyone eat Oreos during a killing spree.

— Texapino (@hpb777) September 3, 2014

What do people do with all the time they save by writing “K” instead of “Ok”?

— Your Mom (@HorribleDancer) September 4, 2014

No pressure said the vagina to the small penis

— Tequila Sunshine (@tequilasaltlyfe) September 4, 2014

You never realize how sexual a song is until you listen to it with your 16 yr old

— L O R I (@LoriLuvsShoes) September 3, 2014