Really?! You Call This Art? Frieze New York 2013 Edition (PHOTOS)

Really?! You Call This Art?
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In the wake of the Frieze Art Fair in New York, we tried to make sense of the overwhelming amount of mirrored objects, food sculptures and shelving units masquerading as art. We don't know about you, dear readers, but we find the emperor's new clothes effect to be highly troubling.

Last year, we questioned the readymade resurgence at Frieze, and this year we're asking similar questions about the state of the art world. There were, of course, some wonderful works on view at the fair this year -- Cornelia Parker's flattened teapots made us want to tug their strings and Gavin Kenyon's furry, grotesque blobs at Ramiken Crucible made us shudder -- but in the slideshow below we want to take aim at the works that made us apoplectic with rage.

As the art market soars and artists and galleries cash in on ridiculous trends, Andy Warhol's line rings true for many: "Good business is the best art." But as the artist Alex Katz told Jerry Saltz in New York Magazine, "Weak people are corrupted by money. If you're strong, you're after something else."

Really?!
Brad Pitt Gazes At A Shoe Rack(01 of10)
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Whose bedroom is this? We're imagining a hip, middle aged mom with Plantar fasciitis or a Miami Beach grandpa hanging up his "cool" sandals next to a Chanel No. 5-endorsed portrait of Mr. Brad Pitt. As the Television Personalities would say: "Yes Darling But Is It Art?" (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)
Twisted Sisters(02 of10)
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Bleachers after a wild pep rally? Praying mantises copulating? Something to do when you run out of ideas?We can just envision Richard Serra arching a hairy eyebrow at this piece, which almost makes it okay. (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)
Food Service Mats(03 of10)
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Don't let the plug fool you, these restaurant 'back of house' mats do absolutely nothing except emit a weak white light through the limited openings in the rubber. (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)
Giveaway Bin(04 of10)
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Are we at the Lost and Found? No? Then keep your saggy belts off the gallery walls, please. It's just common courtesy. (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)
Hand Carved Marble... Styrofoam(05 of10)
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This piece radically confronts the biopolitical tensions within our global economy, subverting the capitalist paradigm through object displacement.What, you don't speak International Art English? If we kicked the box again, would it improve it? We don't think so, but kicking it might feel really satisfying after seeing its twin outside in the sculpture garden.Correction: In an earlier version of this slideshow, we suggested the works were cast concrete. In fact, as a gallery owner pointed out, they are "hand carved marble works." This is even MORE EMBARRASSING for the artist, no? (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)
LOL CATS(06 of10)
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Can the cat trend just stop? We know there was a cat video festival at the Walker, but really, this nonsense needs to end. (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)
Light Me Up(07 of10)
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Brackets? Why? (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)
Missing A Nail(08 of10)
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I'm sorry, did you leave a half-finished piece on the floor? Were you just too lazy to hang it? Art deposited in the corner near the walkway is not the smartest location for valuable works. But then again, we wouldn't call this valuable, despite the price tag. (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)
Another Use For Soup Cans(09 of10)
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Do you need some foot covers for your chair? Oh, you have some already? How ingenious -- putting soup cans on the feet. Warhol would be proud, I'm sure. (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)
A Snowy Field?(10 of10)
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It's a sheet of paper with staples at the bottom. That's it. THAT'S ALL IT IS, FOLKS. THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SEE HERE. (credit:HuffPost Arts&Culture)