Weird Newschange.org Spicy Boys

It's Time To Rename Fire Ants 'Spicy Boys'

Sign your name and support this noble cause now.
Open Image Modal
By 

Reporter, HuffPost

Fire ants are pretty terrible. But wouldn’t they be a lot less terrible if they were called “spicy boys?”

In a glorious use of change.org, user pupperg small has started a petition to formally change the name of fire ants to spicy boys.

 

Open Image Modal
change.org

The user is asking for 35,000 signatures and says the petition will go to Barack and Michelle Obama and Mark Zuckerberg. Clearly because those are the only reasonable people capable of making such a change.

pupperg small’s letter to POTUS, FLOTUS, and the Zuck says the following:

Open Image Modal
Change.org

We don’t know the 36 genders pupperg is talking about or Beyblade’s chances of becoming an Olympic sport, but Furries and Bronies are, in fact, active members of our community so the letter does have some validity.

pupperg credits “essenceworm.tumblr.com” for coming up with the original idea for the campaign. 

We think it’s a great idea. Spicy boys? GENIUS. Even Twitter agrees.

 There’s even a spicy boys support account.

 At 25,000 + signatures so far, the change seems imminent. With luck and your vote, the fire ant name will disappear into oblivion.

Long live spicy boys.

Our 2024 Coverage Needs You

As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.

Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.

to keep our news free for all.

Support HuffPost

Before You Go

Horrible House Bugs
House Spider(01 of08)
Open Image Modal
Big, small, it doesn't matter -- they're creepy. (credit:Shutterstock)
Cockroach(02 of08)
Open Image Modal
Try going to sleep after seeing one of these in your home. Here are a few common methods to get rid of them that work...and a few commonly-suggested methods that don't work (credit:Shutterstock)
Water Bug(03 of08)
Open Image Modal
These guys are slow and don't mind sharing the space with you. (credit:Shutterstock)
Centipede(04 of08)
Open Image Modal
Their legs totally creep us out. (credit:Shutterstock)
Ant(05 of08)
Open Image Modal
Where there's one, there's a dozen more. We tested nine natural solutions to help you get rid of these unwanted roommates. (credit:Shutterstock)
Mosquito(06 of08)
Open Image Modal
They're very common and very annoying. If you've got a problem with them, check out our post on how to get rid of them. (credit:Shutterstock)
Silver Fish (07 of08)
Open Image Modal
One of our editors nearly broke through the wall trying to kill one of these. (credit:Shutterstock)
Bed Bug(08 of08)
Open Image Modal
We'd actually pick up and move if we found one of these guys. (credit:Shutterstock)
Suggest a correction
|
Submit a tip