With fall in full swing and election season just around the corner, Erin Gloria Ryan had a genius ploy to get people to the voting booths: "Everyone would vote if there was free pizza." If there was free pizza, people would be trying to vote twice.
In other news, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West might have some tough competition for the most famous celebrity couple since Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are rumored to be dating. Callie Beusman asked a good question when she tweeted, "Are Chris Martin's kids Team Peeta or Team Gale?" We'd go with Team Peeta but to each their own.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
I WANT to say that I love you more than the fat kid loves cake but...cake. So, nope.
Maybe I love you more than the fat kid loves exercise?
— JP (@jp_unfiltered) September 23, 2014
everyone would vote if there was free pizza
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) September 23, 2014
I don't like Pumpkin Spice 'anything' and I'm a white girl, so basically my whole life has been a lie
— L O R I (@LoriLuvsShoes) September 26, 2014
are Chris Martin's kids Team Peeta or Team Gale
— Callie Beusman (@cal_beu) September 26, 2014
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