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The Definitive Guide To Having Sex.. On Furniture

The Definitive Guide To Having Sex.. On Furniture
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File this under "new uses for old things," even if it isn't your average DIY. Well, the "do it" part holds true, but according to U.K.-based furniture retailer True Interior, who compiled a list of furniture pieces you might consider having sex on, this isn't a project you're going to go at alone.

You'll need a partner -- we'll leave that up to you -- and some assistance, which True Interior is here to provide with its illustrated guide. Not only will you learn how to put your furniture's true functionality to the test, but how much difficulty you might encounter while doing so.

If you're at all prudish, you're also going to want to grab some imaginary pearls.

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10 Extreme Beds
Feel Seating System (01 of10)
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This bed definitely has a lot of imagination. It's made of 120 soft, foam balls that can transform into different sleeping positions depending on your mood. For more information, visit Animi Causa Boutique. (Animi Causa Boutique photo)
Deep Space Fighter Bed(02 of10)
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This bed's pretty extreme ...unless you've always wanted to be a deep space fighter, in which case it's perfect for you. Shaped like a star ship, it can be personally designed for your needs and beyond.For more information, visit Posh Tots. (Posh Tots photo)
High Fidelity Canopy(03 of10)
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How fun does this one look? There is a built-in television screen which allows you to watch your favorite shows, surf the internet and play video games without ever leaving the bed! It also has blinds that will block any sunlight while you sleep. Pretty cool, huh? For more information visit Hi Can.(Hi Can photo)
Private Cloud(04 of10)
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Rocking chairs are so relaxing, so we can only imagine how amazingly we'd sleep in a rocking bed. The Private Cloud is truly innovative as it sways when someone touches it, much like a bassinet for adults. but for adultsFor more information, visit Private Cloud.(Private Cloud photo)
DOC(05 of10)
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This one is really innovative. Doc is a sofa bed that becomes a bunk with just a simple rotation. It even comes with a ladder. Plus, it's totally chic looking and fun. For more info. visit, Clei. (Clei photo)
The Paperpedic Bed(06 of10)
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This is how you make your bedroom more eco-friendly. The Paperpedic Bed is constructed entirely of cardboard and is 100% recyclable. The best part about it? It folds, allowing you to bring your bed anywhere. For more information, visit Karton Group.(Karton Group photo)
Magnetic Floating Bed(07 of10)
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The geniuses at Universal Architecture set out to defy gravity when creating this floating bed. The magnetic power that creates an alien abduction-like look. While we may not understand the science behind this million dollar bed, we certainly get that it's extreme.For more info. visit, Universal Architecture. (Universal Architecture photo)
Boxetti Private(08 of10)
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The Boxetti Private is all about minimalism. This box has a foldaway bed that can be lifted by a remote control. The idea behind this unit, which also has a nightstand and wardrobe is to "obtain an unobstructed and comfortable space -- free of uselessness." We think that's truly amazing. For more information, visit Boxetti. (Boxetti photo)
Casket Bed(09 of10)
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The concept kind of creeps us out, but we assume you'll rest uh, peacefully if you're of the more gothic persuasion. The bed has a removal top and a burgundy velvet interior. It's even finished with pall bearer handles, if you're into that sort of thing. For more info. visit, Casket Furniture. (Casket Furniture photo)
Bed Bunker(10 of10)
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Not exactly a cozy look--and maybe slightly paranoid--but here's one sure-fire way to protect your valuables while you sleep. For more info, visit Bed Gun Safe.(Bed Gun Safe photo)

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