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'Sh*t My Kids Ruined': 7 Pictures Of Things Your Children Messed Up (PHOTOS)

Culled from thousands of submissions, these entries comprise a thorough collection of things destroyed or adversely affected by little ones.
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Considered excellent visual birth control by many, "Sh*t My Kids Ruined: An A - Z Celebration of Kid Destruction" is a pictorial tribute to the filthy, distasteful, gross, and painful moments of parenthood, and the children who make it all possible. The book is an affectionate peek at child-related disasters and parenting travails in homes and families around the world.

Culled from thousands of submissions, these entries comprise a thorough collection of things destroyed or adversely affected by little ones. From destroyed electronics and abused furniture to painted family pets and marked-up siblings to lost sleep and weakened urinary continence, the book catalogs it all!

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Good Boy(01 of07)
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“My five-year-old son made our dog pretty.” Submitted by: The Weiss Family
Poo Party!(02 of07)
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“Oh your guests are arriving any minute? Well I got the party started by dancing in my own poo!” Submitted by: Nicole
Ink: Yum(03 of07)
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“Blue stamp pad…he ate it.” Submitted by: Filva
Poor Pony(04 of07)
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“The poor pony…he will never be the same” Submitted by: Marvel
Say Cheese!(05 of07)
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“Our beautiful professional pictures…then again, we thought it was so funny, we ended up buying multiple copies of this one!!” Submitted by: Ryan, Image courtesy of Natasha Duckwall
Traffic Jam(06 of07)
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“My seventeen-month-old twins wanted to watch Cars in the VCR.”Submitted by: Shelly
Let There Be Light(07 of07)
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“Here are photos of my twin boys (probably about eighteen months old at the time) ruining my vertical blinds. With great joy, I might add.” Submitted by: Sommer

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