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Tic Tac Trump

With Donald Trump still unwilling to say that he'll leave the political stage gracefully after voters send him packing on November 8, I decided to write him some exit music.
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Matt Farmer is a Chicago trial lawyer and barroom singer.

Matt Farmer is a Chicago trial lawyer and barroom singer.
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With Donald Trump still unwilling to say that he'll leave the political stage gracefully after voters send him packing on November 8, I decided to write him some exit music.

My message to the Donald is simple: "Pop a Tic Tac and kiss your ass goodbye."

TIC TAC TRUMP
(M. Farmer)

It was last July in Cleveland
When the circus came to town
And the GOP went and sold its soul
To a TV circus clown
Now weeks away from Election Day
The Trump Train's off the rails
Thanks to Tic Tacs,
Billy Bush and Roger Ailes

So now his game is to pin the blame
On everyone but him
By talking up a conspiracy
That's led by Carlos Slim
A billionaire from Mexico
Who somehow has the clout
To rig the race
And keep the Donald out

CHORUS
Hey, Donald Trump, time to hang it up
But thanks for stopping by
Your vision for America is never gonna fly
We won't have to say "You're fired"
'Cause you damn sure won't be hired
So pop a Tic-Tac
And kiss your ass goodbye

The Sunkist man with the spray-on tan
Has his back against the wall
And he's blowin' up the whole neighborhood
Just to watch other people fall
And to those too weak to take a stand
Against what he's said and done
We'll remember you
The next time that you run

CHORUS
Hey, Donald Trump, time to hang it up
But thanks for stopping by
Your vision for America is never gonna fly
We won't have to say "You're fired"
'Cause you damn sure won't be hired
So pop a Tic-Tac
And kiss your ass goodbye

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