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Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
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This was one of those not quite-summer-not-quite-fall weeks filled with adult responsibilities, and the ladies of Twitter were pretty exhausted. Jen Doll came up with a genius idea when she tweeted: "There should be pills that actually just equal an hour of sleep but, like, over the counter and for real." Now, how do we make this into a real pill?

Twitter user L O R I said what we're all (always) thinking, tweeting: "I am SO ready for NO-BRA-O'CLOCK." We could not agree more.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

I am SO ready for

NO-BRA-O'CLOCK

— L O R I (@LoriLuvsShoes) October 2, 2014

*walks past a German Shepard and nods* Officer.

— jacqueline carbajal (@jackiecarbajal) September 23, 2014

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