The Difference Between Men's And Women's Halloween Costumes Is Very Scary

Suspiciously missing: Men's Halloween costumes that show a lot of skin.

The only thing truly chilling about Halloween is how little fabric manufacturers use for women's costumes

In the name of Science, we researched popular costume ideas for men and women, and compared them side-by-side. We began to see a theme emerge. Manufacturers assume that ladies are looking to show a lot of skin, while men's costumes offer a lot more coverage (and, thus, warmth). 

Women should wear whatever they want, be it on Halloween or any other night of the year. And if that includes hot pants, more power to you! But where are the lycra cut-out costumes for men? Shouldn't Halloween be an equal-opportunity night for bodily display? 

 Check out these 21 jarring costume comparisons, and head here and here for some more creative Halloween costume ideas. 

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Policewoman & Policeman
Canva/TheCostumeLand.com
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Firefighters
Yandy.com
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Cowgirl & Cowboy
TheCostumeLand.com
4
Referees
Yandy.com
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Nurse & Doctor
Party City
6
Golfers
Amazon
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Flight Attendant & Pilot
HalloweenCostumes.com
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Sailors
HalloweenCostumes.com
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Military Babe & Sexy Army Hero
Yandy
10
Nerds
HalloweenCostumes.com
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Pirates
Party City
12
Prisoners
Party City
13
Mickey Mouse
Yandy
14
Vampires
Yandy
15
Ringleaders
Yandy
16
Skeletons
Yandy / Amazon
17
Vikings
Yandy / OfficialCostumes.com
18
Baseball Players
TrendyHalloween.com / Amazon
19
Pizza
Yandy / Amazon
20
Buzz Lightyears
Yandy / Walmart
21
Mobsters
ODGirl.com / Party City

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Creative Halloween Costumes
Mail-Order Bride(01 of16)
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Offer your hand to a stranger thousands of miles away? Nah. Make a dress out of FedEx envelopes? Absolutely. via Costume Pop (credit:Costume Pop)
Tippi Hedren From 'The Birds'(02 of16)
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Nothing says Halloween quite like some classic, Hitchcock horror. (credit:Sara Wilson / YouTube)
Firefox(03 of16)
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If you're an internet nerd, there is no better way to express your techie side than dressing up as an internet browser itself. If you go this route, consider asking your best friend or significant other to go as Google Chrome. via imgur (credit:imgur)
Technology 2.0(04 of16)
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Heidi Klum raised the bar when she dressed up as a futuristic, lager-than-life robot. (credit:Getty)
Go Out With A "Bang"(05 of16)
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(Pose optional.)via Costume Pop (credit:Costume Pop / Alamy)
The Paper Bag Princess(06 of16)
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Because sometimes a lady needs to slay a dragon and save a prince, just like the heroine in this iconic children's book, published in 1980.via Costume Pop (credit:Costume Pop / Amazon.com )
Works Of Art(07 of16)
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These women dressed up as Andy Warhol, Roy Lichtenstein and Jackson Pollack's famed masterpieces -- frames and all. (credit:Emma Gray)
A Rose (With Thorns)(08 of16)
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A little face paint goes a long way. (credit:Emma Gray / Alamy)
Rachel ... Ray (09 of16)
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Half Rachel. Half Ray. via imgur (credit:imgur)
The Claw Machine(10 of16)
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"Gotcha!" To create this (slightly cumbersome) look, just grab an empty cardboard box, some paint and a bunch of your old stuffed animals. With some crafty glue-gun work, you should be able to look like something right out of an arcade in no time. via Costume Pop (credit:Costume Pop / Alamy)
Amelia Earhart(11 of16)
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Nothing says "street cred" like being the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. While "Project Runway" winner, Gretchen Jones, probably didn't put this together herself, you can. All you need are a bomber jacket, leather gloves, brown pants and shirt, a white scarf and some goggles. (credit:Getty)
Twitter(12 of16)
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Social media is just so hip. via Costume Pop (credit:Costume Pop)
Fortune Teller(13 of16)
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A good way to make friends? Going around and asking people if you can read their fortunes. (credit:Lynn Khazzam)
Operation(14 of16)
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Just be careful not to zap anyone. via Costume Pop (credit:Costume Pop / YouTube)
Bop It(15 of16)
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This outfit is especially fantastic for children of the '90s who played with Bop It when it first came on the market in 1996. (credit:Alexis Hershfield / YouTube)
Lucille Ball(16 of16)
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Everyone loves Lucy -- especially as it recently would have been the actress' 100th birthday. Actress Lisa Rinna rocked this outfit last Halloween, and this classic costume idea can easily be put together by scrounging through your friends' closets. (credit:Getty)

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