Bet You Didn't Know The Mister Softee Jingle Has Lyrics

Chilling, haunting lyrics.

You hear it during the summer months almost every day. So much so that it blends in with the hum of daily life.

It’s the Mister Softee jingle, and it brings delicious, ice-creamy joy to children across this nation.

But did you know that the Mister Softee jingle has lyrics? The NYC based sketch group Clip Show was kind enough to reveal those lyrics to us.

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13 Commonly Misheard Song Lyrics That Are Way Funnier Than The Real Ones
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze(01 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "Excuse me while I kiss the sky." (credit:Huffington Post)
Bon Jovi - Living On A Prayer(02 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not." (credit:Huffington Post)
ABBA - Dancing Queen(03 of13)
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Actual lyrics. "Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tamborine." (credit:Huffington Post)
The Monkees - I'm A Believer(04 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer." (credit:Huffington Post)
Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now(05 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "I can see clearly now, the rain is gone." (credit:Huffington Post)
Bob Dylan - Blowin' In The Wind(06 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind." (credit:Huffington Post)
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire(07 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning." (credit:Huffington Post)
Credence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising(08 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "There's a bad moon on the rise." (credit:Huffington Post)
Bob Marley - Stir it Up(09 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "Stir it up, little darlin', stir it up." (credit:Huffington Post)
Fifth Dimension - Aquarius(10 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius." (credit:Huffington Post)
Queen - We Will Rock You(11 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "Kickin' your can all over the place." (credit:Huffington Post)
R.E.M. - Losing My Religion(12 of13)
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Actual lyrics: "That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight."
Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter(13 of13)
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Actual lyrics: ....? (credit:Huffington Post)