Don't Say These 18 Things Unless You Want To Get Dumped

Don't Say Anything On This List Unless You Want To Get Dumped
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When you're in love, you learn to accept things that might otherwise be deal breakers: the fact that he chews loudly with his mouth open or the way her hair clogs the drain every single time she showers.

But there are some things -- some statements, specifically -- that just won't fly. Below, Redditors share the one sentence their S.O. could say that would instantly result in a breakup.

1. "I got us a stick figure family sticker for the minivan."

2. "'I'm gay.' Not that I wouldn't still enjoy her company, I just wouldn't be able to continue dating her."

3. "The Holocaust was kind of exaggerated if you ask me."

4. "Toilet paper goes under."

5. "I rented 'Grown Ups 2' for movie night!"

6. "My parents are moving in."

7. "The Lannisters send their regards."

10. "'It's me or the dogs.' Dog love is unconditional, and so is my love for them."

11. "'The Phantom Menace' was the best one..."

12. "My ex-boyfriend is in jail for murder but I think he gets out soon."

13. "You know, your brother really is the hottest and smartest member of your family."

14. "Evolution is just a theory."

15. "'I have a four-year-old daughter that no one in my life knows about that I only see occasionally.' True story."

16. "Hey babe, I bought us matching Crocs!

17. "'I chea--' Bye!"

18. "I just don't like bacon."

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Before You Go

14 Terrible Things Said On Dates
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"I periodically stop at bird feeders and scoop a little bit of my dads ashes out of the box in my trunk" (credit:Getty Images)
(02 of14)
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"'Can you give my GF a ride to work' I did.. & kept on driving" (credit:Shutterstock )
(03 of14)
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"'You don't mind, do you?' This, as he whipped out his inhaler while making out, Leonard Hofstadter-style. Um, yes. I SO DO." (credit:Shutterstock )
(04 of14)
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"does this smell like chloroform?" (credit:Shutterstock )
(05 of14)
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"I am ready for marriage" (credit:Shutterstock )
(06 of14)
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"I still live with mom can you pay for dinner my mom hasn't given me My allowance this week!!! HE WAS 40" (credit:Shutterstock )
(07 of14)
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"I had a blind date that was so shy; she could not say a word all night. Total silence." (credit:Shutterstock )
(08 of14)
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"This girl brought her 'Big Book of Birthdays.'She asked me what my birthday was, opened the book, read it to herself, closed it and said 'this isn't going to work.'The date was over in about 10 minutes." (credit:Getty Images)
(09 of14)
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"When serving a bottle of pinot grigio, he pronouces it 'peanaught gregario'" (credit:Shutterstock )
(10 of14)
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"Those glasses make you look like a frog." (credit:Getty Images)
(11 of14)
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"'I'm going to put my first adult paycheck towards a down payment on being cryogenically frozen.' There was no Date #3." (credit:Getty Images )
(12 of14)
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"'Do you take antidepressants? Want some' First and last date with that guy. There are some nuts out there." (credit:Shutterstock )
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"Are you seriously taking me out to dinner?" (credit:Getty Images)
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"After dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings: 'Stop in here, I've wanted to get my [clitoris] pierced for awhile' :-o" (credit:Getty Images)

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