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Drunk Uncle Talks Graduations These Days And Calls Colin 'Seth' On 'Weekend Update'

Drunk Uncle's So Drunk, He Calls Colin 'Seth'
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Drunk Uncle is back, and this time he's so bleary-eyed that thinks Seth Meyers is still the host of "Weekend Update."

Sorry, Colin. Watch Bobby Moynihan's inebriated character deliver his latest "SNL" rant on graduation season, kids these days and his own journey through education (or lack thereof) in the video above.

"If I see another idiot with an e-cig, I’m gonna punch him in the e-sophogus."

Amen, Drunk Uncle.

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Contemplating(01 of39)
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Should I drink tonight? (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="66" data-vars-position-in-unit="67">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/38494596@N00/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Maggiejumps" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/38494596@N00/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="67" data-vars-position-in-unit="68">Maggiejumps</a>)
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Tired Cat(20 of39)
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"Seriously, go on without me!" (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="30" data-vars-position-in-unit="31">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/free-stock/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Public Domain Photos" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/free-stock/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="31" data-vars-position-in-unit="32">Public Domain Photos</a>)
I Can't Do It(21 of39)
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"Why did you let me take eight shots? Why? Why?" (credit:<a href="http://imgur.com/QWIw3" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://imgur.com/QWIw3" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="29" data-vars-position-in-unit="30">Reddit</a>)
I Have To Get Some Stuff Done(22 of39)
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"Guys, just go on without me. Seriously. I'm gonna send some thank-you cards. Don't even worry about me." (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="27" data-vars-position-in-unit="28">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fastphive/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="FastPhive" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fastphive/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="28" data-vars-position-in-unit="29">FastPhive</a>)
More Alcohol(23 of39)
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"No I couldn't have any more. No." (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/apYm1.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/apYm1.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="26" data-vars-position-in-unit="27">Reddit</a>)
Hoarding The Booze(24 of39)
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"Ok, just a little more." (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr: " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="24" data-vars-position-in-unit="25">Flickr: </a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/oceancreep/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ocean Creep" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/oceancreep/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="25" data-vars-position-in-unit="26">Ocean Creep</a>)
Don't Help Me(25 of39)
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"Don't Help, I can lift the bottle by myself." (credit:<a href="http://thechive.com/2008/12/29/photo-gallery-of-funny-drunk-dog-pics/#jp-carousel-12946" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="The Chive" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://thechive.com/2008/12/29/photo-gallery-of-funny-drunk-dog-pics/#jp-carousel-12946" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="23" data-vars-position-in-unit="24">The Chive</a>)
Keep Going(26 of39)
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"Where'd my bottle go?" (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="21" data-vars-position-in-unit="22">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/glenbowman/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Glen Bowman" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/glenbowman/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="22" data-vars-position-in-unit="23">Glen Bowman</a>)
The Party Don't Stop(27 of39)
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"Happy New Year!... Don't even talk to me." (credit:Getty)
Life Is Rough(28 of39)
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"I should call her right? I should just call her!" (credit:<a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/532051/Wasted/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Funny Junk" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/532051/Wasted/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="20" data-vars-position-in-unit="21">Funny Junk</a>)
This Is Gonna Hurt Me(29 of39)
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"This will hurt me more than it hurts you." (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="18" data-vars-position-in-unit="19">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/orphum/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Orphum" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/orphum/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="19" data-vars-position-in-unit="20">Orphum</a>)
Oh No!(30 of39)
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"Why? WHY?????" (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/zJD74.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/zJD74.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">Reddit</a>)
Done!(31 of39)
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"I"m just done. I can't make it up the stairs." (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="15" data-vars-position-in-unit="16">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/omni_kh/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="chatcavan" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/omni_kh/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">chatcavan</a>)
Cigarette Too(32 of39)
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"Just like one smoke. It's ok, I'm drunk. Don't stop me." (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mobyrock/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Calebdzahnd" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mobyrock/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">Calebdzahnd</a>)
In The Streets(33 of39)
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"This is getting embarrassing." (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hisashiv/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="hisashi_0822" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hisashiv/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">hisashi_0822</a>)
Evidence(34 of39)
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"I'll do what I want." (credit:<a href="http://www.funnyfidos.com/hammered-hounds/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Funny Fidos" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.funnyfidos.com/hammered-hounds/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Funny Fidos</a>)
Stretch(35 of39)
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"No, I can't make it to my bed." (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hisashiv/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="hisashi_0822" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hisashiv/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">hisashi_0822</a>)
Peaceful(36 of39)
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"If I close my eyes my head doesn't spin as much." (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/meg-z/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="mazaletel" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/meg-z/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">mazaletel</a>)
Open Mouth(37 of39)
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"No, you shut up." (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hisashiv/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="hisashi_0822" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hisashiv/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">hisashi_0822</a>)
Tired Dog(38 of39)
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"Oh man guys, let's never do that again." (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="3">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/matturick/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="matturick" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/matturick/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">matturick</a>)
We're Done(39 of39)
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"So when's the party tomorrow?" (credit:<a href="https://www.flickr.com" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr:" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.flickr.com" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="1">Flickr:</a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/coral/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="melgupta" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad38d3e4b04234e8582af5" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/coral/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">melgupta</a>)
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