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JOKE: Words Of Wisdom

JOKE: Words Of Wisdom
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1. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then again, neither does milk.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

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