Despite receiving a barrage of criticism, Playboy trudged on with its plans to open up clubs across India -- with brand new, modest bunny costumes, of course.
The less-revealing outfits were unveiled in Mumbai on Wednesday and will be worn in the new beachside Playboy Club in Goa next year. Designer Mohini Tadikonda was tapped to take on the iconic silk corset, black tights, fluffy tails, ears, bow-ties and cuffs and translate the pieces into an ensemble that's more in line with India's strict obscenity laws.
Tadikonda's tempered take? He kept the ears, bow-ties and tails, but added a one-shoulder corset top with a bare midriff and a long, sheer skirt. He explained the tricky alterations to the Mumbai Mirror:
"My biggest challenge fell below the waist. At first, I wasn't sure how to work around the hip exposure that is iconic to the American Bunny costume. The upper portion of the bustier was not an issue and I was able to leave that untouched. I knew that the hip had to be covered, so I developed concepts that addressed the questionable area while still allowing an illusion of exposure."
Of course, it's worth noting that these India-specific costumes are the only set specially made to adhere to local guidelines. In fact, Playboy magazine is banned in the country entirely. But don't worry, Hugh Hefner himself reportedly gave his seal of approval on the more conservative duds. Plus, Sanjay Gupta, Playboy India's chief executive, seems to think that the bunny costumes should be the least of India's modesty worries. "If you watch Bollywood films you will see women dressed far sexier and in more revealing outfits," he said.
Gupta did make sure to add one caveat for the forthcoming Playboy Bunny club: "We are clear about one thing: There will absolutely be no nudity."
What do you think of the new Playboy Bunny uniforms? Take a look the redesigned version and the classic costume below and tell us which you prefer.
The new Playboy Bunny uniform for India:
The traditional Playboy Bunny uniform:
Think these are bad? Check out some inappropriate costumes.
The Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes Of All Time (CLONED)
"Sexy" Burt & Ernie Costumes(01 of69)
On second thought, maybe they should cut funding to PBS. (credit:<a href="http://www.yandy.com/Ernie-Mask-and-Overalls.php" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Yandy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.yandy.com/Ernie-Mask-and-Overalls.php" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="50" data-vars-position-in-unit="58">Yandy</a>)
"Ring Toss" Costume(02 of69)
The hat that says "Winner gets a free ride" is pretty much the worst. (credit:<a href="http://www.buycostumes.com/Ring-Toss-Adult-Costume/61760/ProductDetail.aspx" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="BuyCostumes" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.buycostumes.com/Ring-Toss-Adult-Costume/61760/ProductDetail.aspx" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="49" data-vars-position-in-unit="57">BuyCostumes</a>)
The Nip Slip(03 of69)
Is it still a "slip" if you do it on purpose? (credit:<a href="http://campblood.org/Features/Helloween%202005.htm" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Camp Blood" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://campblood.org/Features/Helloween%202005.htm" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="48" data-vars-position-in-unit="56">Camp Blood</a>)
Condom Dispenser(04 of69)
At least he's promoting safe sex. (credit:<a href="http://www.scarepros.com/catalog/item/1154691/3419257.htm" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Scare Pros" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.scarepros.com/catalog/item/1154691/3419257.htm" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="47" data-vars-position-in-unit="55">Scare Pros</a>)
Female Inflatable Doll(05 of69)
Yeah... This could get awkward. (credit:<a href="http://www.buycostumes.com/Inflatable-Doll-Female-Adult-Costume/69552/ProductDetail.aspx" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="BuyCostumes" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.buycostumes.com/Inflatable-Doll-Female-Adult-Costume/69552/ProductDetail.aspx" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="46" data-vars-position-in-unit="54">BuyCostumes</a>)
Walking Sex(06 of69)
Now you can make people uncomfortable all night long. (credit:<a href="http://www.brandsonsale.com/double-occupancy-funny-sex-costume.html#images/2228_658643886" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Brands On Sale" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.brandsonsale.com/double-occupancy-funny-sex-costume.html#images/2228_658643886" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="45" data-vars-position-in-unit="53">Brands On Sale</a>)
"Anna Rexia" Costume(07 of69)
Because eating disorders are meant to be portrayed as sexy and hilarious, right?
Just A Penis(08 of69)
Word to the wise: make sure you take your penis costume for a trial run at the local library before hitting the sidewalk. (credit:<a href="http://www.regretsy.com/2010/04/07/borders-46/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Regretsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.regretsy.com/2010/04/07/borders-46/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="44" data-vars-position-in-unit="52">via Regretsy</a>)
Giant Boob(09 of69)
At least he knows what he is. (credit:<a href="http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/giant-boob-adult-costume/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Spirit Halloween" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/giant-boob-adult-costume/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="43" data-vars-position-in-unit="51">Spirit Halloween</a>)
Google Boobs(10 of69)
Feeling lucky? (credit:<a href="http://costumefail.com/2011/12/15/google-breasts-costume/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Costume Fail" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://costumefail.com/2011/12/15/google-breasts-costume/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="42" data-vars-position-in-unit="50">Costume Fail</a>)
Middle Finger(11 of69)
Facial expression not included. (credit:<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rasta-Imposta-The-Finger-Costume/dp/B004UUK1UA?tag=thehuffingtop-20&ascsubtag=5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b%2C-1%2C-1%2Camp%2C0%2C0%2Chp-fil-am%3D0%2C0%3A0%2C0%2C0%2C0" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Amazon.com" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.amazon.com/Rasta-Imposta-The-Finger-Costume/dp/B004UUK1UA?tag=thehuffingtop-20&ascsubtag=5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b%2C-1%2C-1%2Camp%2C0%2C0%2Chp-fil-am%3D0%2C0%3A0%2C0%2C0%2C0" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="41" data-vars-position-in-unit="49">Amazon.com</a>)
"Anita Sedative" Costume(12 of69)
When you're wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it's probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints. (credit:<a href="http://www.yandy.com/ANITA-SEDATIVE.php" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Yandy.com" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.yandy.com/ANITA-SEDATIVE.php" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="40" data-vars-position-in-unit="48">Yandy.com</a>)
"Happy Morning" Costume(13 of69)
It's not surprising that this one's on clearance for $7.99.
Pussy Magnet(14 of69)
We sort of feel like this guy wasn't looking for cats. (credit:<a href="http://www.prankplace.com/FUNNY-COSTUME-Pussy-Magnet-40014-0X.aspx?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=datafeed&utm_campaign=froogle&gclid=CI_KgrDO4LICFUud4AodyhoAdQ" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Prank Place" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.prankplace.com/FUNNY-COSTUME-Pussy-Magnet-40014-0X.aspx?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=datafeed&utm_campaign=froogle&gclid=CI_KgrDO4LICFUud4AodyhoAdQ" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="39" data-vars-position-in-unit="47">Prank Place</a>)
Holy Sh*t(15 of69)
Don't worry, there are more dirty puns where that came from. (credit:<a href="http://www.buycostumes.com/Holy-S-t-Adult-Costume/12535/ProductDetail.aspx" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Buy Costumes" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.buycostumes.com/Holy-S-t-Adult-Costume/12535/ProductDetail.aspx" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="38" data-vars-position-in-unit="46">via Buy Costumes</a>)
Free Mammograms(16 of69)
As long as there's no copay. (credit:<a href="http://assholeverdict.com/post/1404201563/my-halloween-guide-to-your-local-assholes" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Asshole Verdict" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://assholeverdict.com/post/1404201563/my-halloween-guide-to-your-local-assholes" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="37" data-vars-position-in-unit="45">via Asshole Verdict</a>)
Mangina(17 of69)
If you wear this, it's the closest you'll come to seeing one that night.
Naked Grandmother(18 of69)
Why is the blacked-out tooth part of it? (credit:<a href="http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/fw5461.html#" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Zoogster Costumes" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/fw5461.html#" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="36" data-vars-position-in-unit="44">Zoogster Costumes</a>)
"The Shocker" Costume(19 of69)
Make sure you include the hand gestures so you get the point across that you're a complete douche.
Tampax(20 of69)
Ladies? (credit:<a href="http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/26844/Best+Costume+Ever/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Funny Junk" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/26844/Best+Costume+Ever/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="35" data-vars-position-in-unit="43">via Funny Junk</a>)
Heartbreak Clown Thong(21 of69)
Dressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been ... sexier? (credit:<a href="http://www.regretsy.com/2011/08/29/camel-joe-nsfw/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Regretsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.regretsy.com/2011/08/29/camel-joe-nsfw/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="34" data-vars-position-in-unit="42">via Regretsy</a>)
Sexy American Indian(22 of69)
Pocahantas didn't even dress this sexy. (credit:<a href="http://www.buy.com/prod/sexy-making-reservations-indian-costume-native-american-indian-costumes/q/sellerid/14960765/loc/64935/217030375.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Buy.com" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.buy.com/prod/sexy-making-reservations-indian-costume-native-american-indian-costumes/q/sellerid/14960765/loc/64935/217030375.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="33" data-vars-position-in-unit="41">Buy.com</a>)
"Dept. Of Erections" Costume(23 of69)
For a con, he looks pretty pleased with himself.
"Beastiality" Costume(24 of69)
No more beer for this guy.
Poop(25 of69)
Looking like sh*t has never been so cute. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/56793521/poop-adult-halloween-costume" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/56793521/poop-adult-halloween-costume" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="32" data-vars-position-in-unit="40">via Etsy</a>)
Banana Flasher(26 of69)
Of all the costumes that scream "I have a penis!" this has got to be the most frightening. (credit:<a href="http://www.halloween31.com/pages-productinfo-category-6_298-product-4908/adult-costumesx-rated-adult-onlybanana-flasher-adult-funny-costume.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Via Halloween 31" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.halloween31.com/pages-productinfo-category-6_298-product-4908/adult-costumesx-rated-adult-onlybanana-flasher-adult-funny-costume.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="31" data-vars-position-in-unit="39">Via Halloween 31</a>)
"Droopers" Costume(27 of69)
Would you take a shot with this guy?
"Sperm Man" Costume(28 of69)
We don't even want to know what his superpowers are.
The 69(29 of69)
For those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long. (credit:<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h65p2/so_i_was_browsing_google_image_search_for_some/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/h65p2/so_i_was_browsing_google_image_search_for_some/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="30" data-vars-position-in-unit="38">via Reddit</a>))
A Knight To Remember(30 of69)
EEEEWWWWWW.
???(31 of69)
Just in case you wanted to dress up as "WTF" this Halloween. (credit:<a href="http://www.unionversity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/worst-halloween-costume-ever1.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Unionversity.com" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.unionversity.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/worst-halloween-costume-ever1.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="29" data-vars-position-in-unit="37">Unionversity.com</a>)
The "Biggest Show On Earth"(32 of69)
Nothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch.(Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
"Country Lovin"(33 of69)
The commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version. (credit:<a href="http://www.halloween31.com/pages-productinfo-category-6_74-product-1514/adult-costumesfunny-wild-and-wackycountry-lovin-costume.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Halloween 31" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.halloween31.com/pages-productinfo-category-6_74-product-1514/adult-costumesfunny-wild-and-wackycountry-lovin-costume.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="28" data-vars-position-in-unit="36">Halloween 31</a>)
Used Pad Man(34 of69)
Steady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow. (credit:<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/e00cz/behold_the_nastiest_halloween_costume_of_all_time/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/e00cz/behold_the_nastiest_halloween_costume_of_all_time/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="27" data-vars-position-in-unit="35">via Reddit</a>)
Trash Can Baby(35 of69)
He has low self-esteem. (credit:<a href="http://www.wtfcostumes.com/trash_can_baby_costume.php" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via WTFCostumes" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.wtfcostumes.com/trash_can_baby_costume.php" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="26" data-vars-position-in-unit="34">via WTFCostumes</a>)
Birthing Woman(36 of69)
Now your roommates know why you've been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long. (credit:<a href="http://crossmouth.multiply.com/journal/item/385/Inappropriate_Halloween_Costumes" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Multiply" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://crossmouth.multiply.com/journal/item/385/Inappropriate_Halloween_Costumes" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="25" data-vars-position-in-unit="33">via Multiply</a>)
Franzia(37 of69)
Wine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever. (credit:<a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/1577/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via eBaum's World" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/1577/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="24" data-vars-position-in-unit="32">via eBaum's World</a>)
Hung Like A Horse(38 of69)
Real subtle. (credit:<a href="http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/ra6092.html#" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Zoogster Costumes" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/ra6092.html#" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="23" data-vars-position-in-unit="31">Zoogster Costumes</a>)
Vibrator(39 of69)
Dild'oh! (credit:<a href="http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/ra7266.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Zoogster Costumes" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/ra7266.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="22" data-vars-position-in-unit="30">Zoogster Costumes</a>)
Toilet Time(40 of69)
These guys must really, really love each other. (credit:<a href="http://www.virginmedia.com/funny-videos/pictures/week-2.php?ssid=11" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Virgin Media" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.virginmedia.com/funny-videos/pictures/week-2.php?ssid=11" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="21" data-vars-position-in-unit="29">via Virgin Media</a>)
Penis Man(41 of69)
In case anyone was wondering why Spencer's Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year. (credit:<a href="http://www.colonialfootsoldier.com/?paged=3" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via The Colonial Footsoldier" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.colonialfootsoldier.com/?paged=3" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="20" data-vars-position-in-unit="28">via The Colonial Footsoldier</a>)
Sexy Etch-A-Sketch(42 of69)
We feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night. (credit:<a href="http://www.yandy.com/Sketchy-Sally-Costume.php" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Yandy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.yandy.com/Sketchy-Sally-Costume.php" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="19" data-vars-position-in-unit="27">Yandy</a>)
The Human Centipede(43 of69)
Halloween couldn't be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume. (credit:<a href="http://fazyluckers.com/discussion/4644/halloween-costumes/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Fazy Luckers" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://fazyluckers.com/discussion/4644/halloween-costumes/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="18" data-vars-position-in-unit="26">via Fazy Luckers</a>)
Vagina Dentata(44 of69)
A feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere. (credit:<a href="http://www.regretsy.com/2010/10/31/trick-or-treat-nsfw/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Regretsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.regretsy.com/2010/10/31/trick-or-treat-nsfw/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="25">via Regretsy</a>)
Unkempt Lifeguard?(45 of69)
WHY? (credit:<a href="http://www.mycheapcostume.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="My Cheap Costume" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mycheapcostume.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="24">My Cheap Costume</a>)
"Zombie Fetus" Costume(46 of69)
When you decide to pull off an extremely creepy costume, it's best to let your attitude match it. Yeah, it's a dead baby but she's cool with it.
Beer Dispensing Boobs(47 of69)
Let's see the St. Pauly Girl do this. (credit:<a href="http://www.mooncostumes.com/item/30446" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Moon Costumes" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mooncostumes.com/item/30446" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="15" data-vars-position-in-unit="23">Moon Costumes</a>)
"Rub Me" Genie(48 of69)
More like Alad-don't. (credit:<a href="http://www.mycheapcostume.com/pages-productinfo-category-28_75-product-5268/adult-costumesfunny-humorousgenie-in-the-lamp-adult-costume.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="My Cheap Costume" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mycheapcostume.com/pages-productinfo-category-28_75-product-5268/adult-costumesfunny-humorousgenie-in-the-lamp-adult-costume.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="22">My Cheap Costume</a>)
Hitler?!(49 of69)
We've seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away. (credit:<a href="http://dailyhitler.blogspot.com/2009/10/hitler-costume.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Daily Hitler" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://dailyhitler.blogspot.com/2009/10/hitler-costume.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="21">Daily Hitler</a>)
Snake Charmer(50 of69)
Sometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume. (credit:<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rasta-Imposta-Snake-Charmer/dp/B000VF8Q4Q?tag=thehuffingtop-20&ascsubtag=5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b%2C-1%2C-1%2Camp%2C0%2C0%2Chp-fil-am%3D0%2C0%3A0%2C0%2C0%2C0" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Amazon" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.amazon.com/Rasta-Imposta-Snake-Charmer/dp/B000VF8Q4Q?tag=thehuffingtop-20&ascsubtag=5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b%2C-1%2C-1%2Camp%2C0%2C0%2Chp-fil-am%3D0%2C0%3A0%2C0%2C0%2C0" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="20">via Amazon</a>)
Furries??(51 of69)
We're not quite sure what these are...but we have a feeling they're NSFW. (credit:<a href="http://pictureisunrelated.memebase.com/2009/08/07/are-they-furries-what-is-this/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via Picture Is Unrelated" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://pictureisunrelated.memebase.com/2009/08/07/are-they-furries-what-is-this/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="19">via Picture Is Unrelated</a>)
Breathalyzer Test(52 of69)
It's getting hard to imagine a non-penis-related costume at this point. (credit:<a href="http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/page/3/?s=seems+legit" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="vVery Demotivational" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/page/3/?s=seems+legit" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">vVery Demotivational</a>)
Nuts And Bolts(53 of69)
She's right to throw her hands up like that. (credit:<a href="http://blogorelli.typepad.com/b_l_o_g_o_r_e_l_l_i/2007/10/index.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Blogorelli" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://blogorelli.typepad.com/b_l_o_g_o_r_e_l_l_i/2007/10/index.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">Blogorelli</a>)
Ball Pit(54 of69)
Hopefully he won't find any used band-aids in there. (credit:<a href="http://izismile.com/2009/12/07/wtf_costumes_46_pics.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Izismile" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://izismile.com/2009/12/07/wtf_costumes_46_pics.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="16">Izismile</a>)
Toilet Paper(55 of69)
This one will be useful for all the TPing later. (credit:<a href="http://blog.makezine.com/craft/toilet_paper_halloween_costume/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Make Zine" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://blog.makezine.com/craft/toilet_paper_halloween_costume/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">Make Zine</a>)
"Wet T-Shirt" Costume(56 of69)
Is it more degrading to wear this ridiculous shirt with boobs attached, or to just wear a wet T-shirt and risk getting on "Girls Gone Wild?"
"Sexy" Cookie Monster?(57 of69)
There are some things that just should never be made into a "sexy" Halloween costume. Cookie Monster is definitely one of them. (credit:Via <a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-09-13/slutty-cookie-monster-costume-raises-numerous-male-fantasy-questions/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Best Week Ever" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-09-13/slutty-cookie-monster-costume-raises-numerous-male-fantasy-questions/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">Best Week Ever</a>)
BP Oil Spill(58 of69)
Maybe they're actually dressing up as this Onion article: "It's Nice We Can Finally Look Back On That Whole Oil Spill And Laugh." (credit:<a href="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1004722/Best+Costume+Ever/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Funny Junk" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1004722/Best+Costume+Ever/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">Funny Junk</a>)
Sexy "Nemo" Costume(59 of69)
Dreams really do come true! (credit:<a href="http://www.yandy.com/Finding-Clownfish.php" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Yandy.com" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.yandy.com/Finding-Clownfish.php" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Yandy.com</a>)
Paralyzed Superman(60 of69)
This will forever be too soon. (credit:<a href="http://cheezburger.com/3216800512" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Costume Fail" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://cheezburger.com/3216800512" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">Costume Fail</a>)
"Rasta Man" Costumes(61 of69)
We wonder how many white frat boys will put on this cartoonish representation of a Rasta? At least the squishy headpiece will soften the blows they will undoubtedly receive.
Sexy Unicorns(62 of69)
Thanks for ruining unicorns for everyone.
Chastity Belt & Key(63 of69)
Unlock the key to her ... stomach vagina? (credit:<a href="http://www.colonialfootsoldier.com/?paged=3" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="via The Colonial Footsoldier" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.colonialfootsoldier.com/?paged=3" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">via The Colonial Footsoldier</a>)
"Sexy" Monopoly(64 of69)
Thanks for ruining childhood game night.
Petting Zoo(65 of69)
For when you want to make everyone think about touching your junk AND bestiality for the entire night. (credit:<a href="http://www.mooncostumes.com/item/30562" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Moon Costumes" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5b9ca9eae4b03a1dcc80ab5b" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mooncostumes.com/item/30562" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">Moon Costumes</a>)
"Down For The Count"(66 of69)
You know a costume is bad when you have to repeat a pun just for anyone to get it.(Thanks for the tip, Jay!)
Jane Doe DOA (67 of69)
This description speaks for itself (full of typos):"Although she doesnt have much of a personality, she is still drop dead gorgeous in this body bag dress, Im sure you have the personality and in this you will be gorgeous. Stretch satin mini dress with hood and a two way zipper front which can zip all the way up the hood, this is sleeveless and has a vest style finish at the back. One breast has an outline of a body printed on to it an PROPERTY OF THE CORONER. Pack includes Coroners name tag fitted to a choker Jane Doe and matching fingerless gloves. (3 piece set). Fabrics are listed as 95% polyester and 5% spandex. and other accessories are available separately."(Thanks, Belinda!)
Spank His Monkey(68 of69)
Just 25 cents?
"Sexy" Brian From "Family Guy"(69 of69)
OK, now we're just confused.
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