28 Tweets That Create A Hilariously Honest Portrait Of Married Life

Love is patient, love is kind. Love can also be a huge pain in the butt ― just ask anyone who’s been married longer than six minutes and they’ll tell you so.

Not convinced? Below, we’ve rounded up 28 really funny tweets about the realities of married life that are right on the money.

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