Let's face facts: He's a long-bearded immigrant with no passport. He spends the entire year planning a one night operation where he can fly in and deliver "packages." If you put that in the context of "24," Santa sure sounds like a threat to our nation. And the only man to take him down is Jack Bauer.
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