Unfortunately, we can't all be this guy.
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And as much as we'd like to imagine we're this:
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We're really this.
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There's a whole other level of patriotism gone wrong, as this kid demonstrates.
But probably the worst way to be patriotic is to support the country that used to own us...
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...Or the one that currently does.
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At least you're not this guy:
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Or these soldiers, who have no idea who is on U.S. currency.
How did this become a thing??
Source: JD Jansen
Sigh.
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Some people don't understand what "Made in America" means:
Source: Failblog
And some people are just assholes about it.
Source: Failblog
But despite everything, a simple truth remains:
Source: Flickr user Shaebay
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