21 Stock Photos Of People Who Love Smoothies Way Too Much (PHOTOS)

People In Stock Photos @!$&ing LOVE Smoothies
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Yeah, smoothies are pretty good but these people need to admit they have a problem.

1. "More precious than gold."

2. "Blend faster! Don't you know what's at stake?"

3. "Smoothie, you're my best friend."

4. "I've never been happier than I am in this moment."

5. "The last man to set foot between me and some blended up fruit and yogurt was found dead in an alley. Just sayin'."

6. "I put smoothies as my emergency contact number."

7. "Yes, yes, YES more banana."

8. "Get smooth, my little fruits, get smooth."

9. "If there's not smoothie in my mouth, I forget why I'm alive."

10. "Look at these fruits! They're like angels!"

11. "If you can't appreciate the natural sugars in fruit I'll cut your face with a switchblade."

12. "One time, in a fit of desperation, I blended up 12 raisins with a pudding pack."

13. "This is my fifth smoothie in a 30-minute span. Please kill me and end this."

14. "I haven't eaten solid food in 12 years."

15. "Shut up. This is smoothie's time."

16. "I don't know who I am anymore."

17. "Smoothie, you're my everything."

18. "We're idiots!"

19. "Smoothies are just who I am now."

20. "Smoothie smoothie smoothie smoothie smoothie smoothie."

21. "Must. Pour. Faster. FASTER."

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