Beer Can Concealer Hides Your Drink, Is A Terrible Idea (PHOTO) | HuffPost Life

Just get some koozies like normal people!

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Alright guys, we have to have a serious talk. You know that we love beer. You know that we love to drink beer outside. But we live in a country where there are rules about those two things, and while we do not always follow all the rules, we really have to insist that you not buy this beer can concealer for yourself.

Just how bad an idea is the beer can concealer? In order to buy this modified soda can, which slips over the outside of another can, you have to agree that "you as the buyer will assume all and any liability and responsibility that may arise from the use of this product, financial or otherwise." Guys, do you know what "otherwise" refers to in the preceding legal sentence? Getting arrested for drinking beer in public and trying to pretend it's a soda.

Without even considering how silly it is to spend $4 on an empty soda can, we have to insist that you not do this. Get some koozies like normal people. Drink in the backyard or at an outdoor bar like you're supposed to. If you want to walk around on the street with a beer, go to London. London is lovely. Go to Las Vegas if your passport isn't in order. Do not give money to the people who offer these reasons for buying their recycling refuse on the Internet:

Our beer can disguises are great for:
the golf course
the beach
the park
sporting events
wandering around the neighborhood
in front of the wife
really, anywhere you F**ing want...

If you still think this is a great idea, or if you just want to poke around this website because you are still questioning whether or not this is real life, you can get the whole story over on HideMyBeer.com. But don't. Really don't. You will get in trouble. Please don't say we didn't warn you.

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Before You Go

Summer Beer Taste Test, 2013

#1: Brooklyn Summer Ale(01 of10)

Comments: "This one would be great solo." "Pretty good, not a bold flavor but well balanced." "Hello! I like you!" "Pleasantly bitter." "Stands out a bit from the rest of them. Hit of citrus to start, then mellows." "Sophisticated, floral, hoppy. Nice balance: not too bitter. Very good." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

#2: Widmer Brothers Citra Blonde(02 of10)

Comments: "Really pleasant and fruity." "Floral, citrusy and bright. I could drink a LOT of this." "Thin, with a hint of floral." "Great for summer. Light but fun." "A floral nose, but not much taste in the mouth." "Light, not too sweet, flavorful." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

#3: Peak Organic Summer Session(03 of10)

Comments: "Super bitter, but fresh and clean." "Great aroma; hoppy taste, drinkable, not too exciting." "Smells floral and hoppy, pleasantly bitter and totally drinkable." "Lightly bitter, lovely floral aroma and aftertaste." "Pleasant, nice level of hops without being overpowering." "Hoppy, fresh and light, without much complexity or depth." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

#4: Victory Summer Love(04 of10)

Comments: "Too bitter for me." "Solid, balanced, with just the right amount of hops." "REALLY hoppy aroma. A little too bitter for me." "Very bitter, too bitter for my taste." "Hoppy yet fruity. Could be a good 'intro to hops' beer for someone not used to them." "Very refreshing and crisp, with a clean, citrusy finish." "Smoky with a hoppy finish." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

#5: Harpoon Summer Beer(05 of10)

Comments: "Hoppy, bitter and metallic, but with real complexity. A little wintery for a summer afternoon." "Average?" "Easy to drink, not bad." "Easy drinking, pleasant bitterness." "Middle of the road." "Thin flavor." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

#6: Narragansett Summer Ale(06 of10)

Comments: "Perfect for pairing with food." "Tastes almost like nothing? There's a little bitterness at the end." " Ah, I like this, but it's a little boring." "Is there honey in there?" "Nothing stands out with this, but it's not bad." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

#7: Goose Island Summertime(07 of10)

Comments: "Bitter. Nothing special." "Not bad, drinkable. Tastes like adjunct lager." "This smells strange. A little too hoppy. Don't love it." "Crisp and clean. I'd drink this on a hot day." " A bit boring, but inoffensive and quite drinkable." Sweet, with some banana-y, clove-y notes like a hefeweizen." "Light. Too light. Tastes cheap." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

#8: Anchor Summer Beer(08 of10)

Comments: "Good but not very distinguishable." "NOT into this. Smells and tastes a little burned?" "I feel like this could be good for a shandy, but it's a bit boring." "Not nice. Sort of a greasy taste." "Delicious. A lot of flavor, but not too hoppy. CHUG." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

#9: Sierra Nevada Summerfest(09 of10)

Comments: "Bitter and clean." "Boring and light, but drinkable." "Too wheaty, but not bad." "Too thin. Flavorless. Bleh." "Kind of neutral with some bitterness. Slight skunkiness at the end." "A good sipping beer." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

#10: Blue Point Summer Ale(10 of10)

Comments: "Refreshing, but no real defining characteristics." "Light, but not much flavor." "Light, inoffensive, but kind of unremarkable." "Watery. Not feeling it." "Pretty bland and watery." "Sweet nose on first impression, but a muddy, even dank, finish." "Tastes like flat Bud Light." (credit:Damon Dahlen/The Huffington Post)

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