PSA: When You Talk S**t About Your Friends, You're Just Screwing Yourself

"I'll have what they're having."

Some people gossip and shit talk about their friends so much you'd think they were getting some kind of sexual pleasure from it. Well, that might be because ... they are.

Check out this new sketch from comedy duo Deirdre Devlin and Vana Dabney of Honest Monster, a slight nod to the famous deli scene in "When Harry Met Sally." Things get weird.

 

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You hear nothing! (credit:HuffPost Comedy)
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You said the same thing about the last five photos. Love means nothing to you! (credit:HuffPost Comedy)
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But the pages in your date book are all blank! (credit:HuffPost Comedy)
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Yeah, swamped with lies! (credit:HuffPost Comedy)
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Funny how your phone dies just when you want it to and not at an inopportune time, like it does for EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO HAS EVER LIVED. (credit:HuffPost Comedy)
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You never had any intention of doing that thing. Your only intention was LYING. (credit:HuffPost Comedy)
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Oh, you mean contact me once a year when Facebook tells you it's my birthday?? (credit:HuffPost Comedy)
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You haven't left your house yet. You may not have even left your bed. (credit:HuffPost Comedy)
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We believe you. Oh wait, shoot, it's Honesty Day? (credit:HuffPost Comedy)

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