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'Progressive' Christmas Carols Hilariously Update The Classics

Classic Christmas Carols Get Hilariously Updated For Modern Times
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"He's making a list ... of gluten-free foods."

The world is changing fast, and there exists an increasing number of people out there who need to be included in holiday songs. Thank your ears, Youtube superstar "Paint" aka Jon Cozart has a new series of Christmas carols for the progressive-minded individuals out there.

So grab your probiotic eggnog, get cozy with a good book on evolution, and enjoy this mashup of wonderful progressive Christmas carols.

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Awesome Holiday Sweaters
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Sweater(01 of46)
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Our favorite thing: It reminds us of Macaulay Culkin. (credit:<a href="http://www.uglychristmassweater.com/shop/green-filthy-animal-sweater/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ugly Christmas Sweaters" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.uglychristmassweater.com/shop/green-filthy-animal-sweater/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="46" data-vars-position-in-unit="47">Ugly Christmas Sweaters</a>)
Reindeer Kickline Sweater(02 of46)
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Our Favorite Detail: The metallic microphones for Santa and one select reindeer (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Bonnie-Boerer-Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-Dress-medium-super-Winner-Winner-/400361073747?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item5d37612c53" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Bonnie-Boerer-Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-Dress-medium-super-Winner-Winner-/400361073747?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item5d37612c53" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="44" data-vars-position-in-unit="45">Ebay</a>)
Lights And Santa Sweater(03 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The lights, obviously (credit:<a href="http://www.myuglychristmassweater.com/products/red-santa-christmas-sweater-with-lights-and-fringe-g229-g229" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="My Ugly Christmas Sweater" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.myuglychristmassweater.com/products/red-santa-christmas-sweater-with-lights-and-fringe-g229-g229" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="43" data-vars-position-in-unit="44">My Ugly Christmas Sweater</a>)
Where My Ho's At? Sweatshirt(04 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The relatively calm use of the double meaning of "hos" (credit:<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Where-Thermal-Shirt-Christmas-Sleeve/dp/B0044U26C2/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1355332772&sr=8-8&keywords=christmas+sweaters" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Amazon.com" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.amazon.com/Where-Thermal-Shirt-Christmas-Sleeve/dp/B0044U26C2/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1355332772&sr=8-8&keywords=christmas+sweaters" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="42" data-vars-position-in-unit="43">Amazon.com</a>)
Leopard Collared Santa Sweater(05 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The sleeve leopard print (credit:<a href="http://www.sazzvintage.com/product/10455.html?Category_Code=tacky-christmas-sweater" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Sazz Vintage" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.sazzvintage.com/product/10455.html?Category_Code=tacky-christmas-sweater" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="41" data-vars-position-in-unit="42">Sazz Vintage</a>)
Skiing Santa Sweatshirt(06 of46)
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Our favorite detail: Santa's shades (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/116482820/santa-hits-the-ski-slopes-retro-ugly?ref=sr_gallery_20&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/116482820/santa-hits-the-ski-slopes-retro-ugly?ref=sr_gallery_20&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="40" data-vars-position-in-unit="41">Etsy</a>)
Happy Hanukkah Sweater(07 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The smiles on the dreidels (credit:<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-Hanukkah-Tipsy/dp/B005RS1VLW/ref=sr_1_92?ie=UTF8&qid=1355333505&sr=8-92&keywords=christmas+sweaters" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Amazon.com" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.amazon.com/Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-Hanukkah-Tipsy/dp/B005RS1VLW/ref=sr_1_92?ie=UTF8&qid=1355333505&sr=8-92&keywords=christmas+sweaters" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="39" data-vars-position-in-unit="40">Amazon.com</a>)
3D Santa Sweater(08 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The bell on the neck (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117298567/ugly-christmas-sweater-ships-priority?ref=sr_gallery_44&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=9&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117298567/ugly-christmas-sweater-ships-priority?ref=sr_gallery_44&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=9&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="38" data-vars-position-in-unit="39">Etsy</a>)
Packages Sweater(09 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The design on the purse (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/113145298/ugly-christmas-sweater-vintage-oversized?ref=sr_gallery_30&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=12&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/113145298/ugly-christmas-sweater-vintage-oversized?ref=sr_gallery_30&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=12&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="37" data-vars-position-in-unit="38">Etsy</a>)
Scottish Terrier Sweater(10 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The specificity of the landscape in the window (credit:<a href="http://www.sazzvintage.com/product/10645.html?Category_Code=tacky-christmas-sweater" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Sazz Vintage" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.sazzvintage.com/product/10645.html?Category_Code=tacky-christmas-sweater" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="36" data-vars-position-in-unit="37">Sazz Vintage</a>)
Dinosaur Sweater(11 of46)
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Our favorite question about this sweater: Will Santa give those dinosaurs presents?
Dr. Who Holiday Sweater(12 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The bow tie (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117896949/doctor-who-ugly-christmas-sweater-santa?ref=sr_gallery_31&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117896949/doctor-who-ugly-christmas-sweater-santa?ref=sr_gallery_31&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="35" data-vars-position-in-unit="36">Etsy</a>)
Dancing Penguins/Awesome Bow Sweater(13 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The dancing penguins (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117499364/80s-ugly-made-marvelous-christmas?ref=sr_gallery_44&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117499364/80s-ugly-made-marvelous-christmas?ref=sr_gallery_44&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="34" data-vars-position-in-unit="35">Etsy</a>)
Abominable Snowman Sweatshirt(14 of46)
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Our favorite realization with this sweater: Looking up the plot of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" and realizing it seems a lot sadder when written down
The Grinch Sweater(15 of46)
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Our favorite thing: Someone made this sweater real! (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/116580443/ugly-christmas-sweater-party-grinch?ref=sr_gallery_39&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=24&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/116580443/ugly-christmas-sweater-party-grinch?ref=sr_gallery_39&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=24&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="32" data-vars-position-in-unit="33">Etsy</a>)
Jumping Cats Sweatshirt(16 of46)
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Our favorite memory brought about by this sweater: The cats remind us of Animorphs. (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/113505932/ugly-christmas-sweater-cat-jumping-in?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/113505932/ugly-christmas-sweater-cat-jumping-in?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=3&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="30" data-vars-position-in-unit="31">Etsy</a>)
Reindeer Games Sweater (17 of46)
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Our favorite observation: The bells on the collar also look like teeth (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117603764/ugly-christmas-sweater-rudolph-with-his?ref=sr_gallery_29&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=25&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117603764/ugly-christmas-sweater-rudolph-with-his?ref=sr_gallery_29&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=25&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="29" data-vars-position-in-unit="30">Etsy</a>)
Hanukkah Harry Sweater(18 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The fish (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117579794/hanukkah-mans-womans-xl-plus-ugly?ref=sr_gallery_41&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=25&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117579794/hanukkah-mans-womans-xl-plus-ugly?ref=sr_gallery_41&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=25&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="28" data-vars-position-in-unit="29">Etsy</a>)
Santa Whale Sweater(19 of46)
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Our favorite question this sweater makes us wonder: Is the Santa hat over the blowhole? (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/115563600/long-sleeve-tee-mens-womens-adult?ref=sr_gallery_29&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/115563600/long-sleeve-tee-mens-womens-adult?ref=sr_gallery_29&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="27" data-vars-position-in-unit="28">Etsy</a>)
Built-In Scarf Sweater(20 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The little presents under the tree (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/110880607/ugly-christmas-sweater-christmas-tree?ref=sr_gallery_22&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=26&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/110880607/ugly-christmas-sweater-christmas-tree?ref=sr_gallery_22&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=26&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="26" data-vars-position-in-unit="27">Etsy</a>)
"A Christmas Story" Sweater(21 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The size of the leg (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/113399932/womans-ugly-christmas-sweater-size?ref=sr_gallery_17&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=28&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/113399932/womans-ugly-christmas-sweater-size?ref=sr_gallery_17&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=28&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="25" data-vars-position-in-unit="26">Etsy</a>)
Three Santas Sweater(22 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The fluffy beards (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117810271/ugly-christmas-sweater-vintage-1980s?ref=sr_gallery_8&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=31&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117810271/ugly-christmas-sweater-vintage-1980s?ref=sr_gallery_8&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=31&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="24" data-vars-position-in-unit="25">Etsy</a>)
Intense 3D Santa Sweater(23 of46)
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Our favorite detail: the arm tinsel (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/116638413/xlarge-ugly-christmas-sweater-tons-of?ref=sr_gallery_32&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=36&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/116638413/xlarge-ugly-christmas-sweater-tons-of?ref=sr_gallery_32&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=36&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="23" data-vars-position-in-unit="24">Etsy</a>)
Carolers Sweater(24 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The musical notes on the arms (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-SWEATER-CHRISTMAS-CAROL-SINGERS-GRAND-PRIZE-WINNER-ONE-OF-A-KIND-/300831817092?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item460af93d84" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-SWEATER-CHRISTMAS-CAROL-SINGERS-GRAND-PRIZE-WINNER-ONE-OF-A-KIND-/300831817092?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item460af93d84" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="22" data-vars-position-in-unit="23">Ebay</a>)
Color-Blocked Tree Sweater(25 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The little tree on the left (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/114863035/vintage-christmas-sweater-karen-scott?ref=sr_gallery_21&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=44&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/114863035/vintage-christmas-sweater-karen-scott?ref=sr_gallery_21&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=44&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="21" data-vars-position-in-unit="22">Etsy</a>)
Flamingo In A Santa Hat Sweater(26 of46)
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Our favorite detail: everything, just everything (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/116461827/3-d-pink-flamingo-tacky-ugly-christmas?ref=sr_gallery_34&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=92&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/116461827/3-d-pink-flamingo-tacky-ugly-christmas?ref=sr_gallery_34&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=92&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="20" data-vars-position-in-unit="21">Etsy</a>)
Cat Holiday Sweatshirt (27 of46)
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Our favorite thing: the fact that they skipped the obvious "purrfect" for "meowy" (credit:<a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117126233/meowy-christmas-cats-american-apparel?ref=sr_gallery_35&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=93&ga_search_type=all" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Etsy" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.etsy.com/listing/117126233/meowy-christmas-cats-american-apparel?ref=sr_gallery_35&ga_search_query=christmas+sweaters&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=93&ga_search_type=all" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="19" data-vars-position-in-unit="20">Etsy</a>)
Jingle My Bells Sweater(28 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The pearl necklace... oh wait... oh no (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ugly-Christmas-Party-Sweater-Naughty-Bells-Jingle-My-Bells-Sz-Large-Winner-/271120999088?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3f201222b0" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ugly-Christmas-Party-Sweater-Naughty-Bells-Jingle-My-Bells-Sz-Large-Winner-/271120999088?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3f201222b0" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="18" data-vars-position-in-unit="19">Ebay</a>)
Singing Angel Sweater(29 of46)
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Our favorite detail: the fact that the wings are purple (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Berek-Christmas-Angel-Sweater-Size-small-/290828796966?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item43b6bf4426" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Berek-Christmas-Angel-Sweater-Size-small-/290828796966?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item43b6bf4426" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">Ebay</a>)
Jumbled Cheer Sweater(30 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The blue feather (if we had to pick one) (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ugly-christmas-sweater-/281037310027?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item416f21084b" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ugly-christmas-sweater-/281037310027?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item416f21084b" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">Ebay</a>)
Santa's Helper Sweater(31 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The sad face on the bear (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-BEAR-RIBBON-FLUFFY-BALLS-BUSY-WEIRD-PARTY-WINNER-S-2173-/190767089880?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item2c6a9ac8d8" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-BEAR-RIBBON-FLUFFY-BALLS-BUSY-WEIRD-PARTY-WINNER-S-2173-/190767089880?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item2c6a9ac8d8" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="15" data-vars-position-in-unit="16">Ebay</a>)
Golden Retriever Sweater(32 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The pine needles (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-CUTE-CUDDLY-GOLDEN-RETRIEVERS-XL-/160935798712?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item25788567b8" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-CUTE-CUDDLY-GOLDEN-RETRIEVERS-XL-/160935798712?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item25788567b8" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">Ebay</a>)
Pet Teddy Bear Sweater(33 of46)
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Our favorite detail: the staircase on the arm (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-Christmas-Sweater-Berek-sz-Medium-M-TACKY-Contest-Winner-/390509418796?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item5aec2cd92c" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-Christmas-Sweater-Berek-sz-Medium-M-TACKY-Contest-Winner-/390509418796?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item5aec2cd92c" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">Ebay</a>)
Girlie Christmas Tree Sweater(34 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The shoes as the tree stand (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-Christmas-Sweater-1999-Marisa-Christina-M-Black-Pom-Pom-Tree-of-Sweaters-/261141902647?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3ccd453537" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-Christmas-Sweater-1999-Marisa-Christina-M-Black-Pom-Pom-Tree-of-Sweaters-/261141902647?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3ccd453537" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">Ebay</a>)
Puppy Sweater(35 of46)
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Our favorite details: the buttons (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-Christmas-Sweater-AWFUL-Scotty-Dogs-w-ANTLERS-Scotty-Dog-BUTTONS-SZ-L-/271121128549?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3f20141c65" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-Christmas-Sweater-AWFUL-Scotty-Dogs-w-ANTLERS-Scotty-Dog-BUTTONS-SZ-L-/271121128549?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3f20141c65" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">Ebay</a>)
Bears On Plaid Sweater(36 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The horn and drum (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/MED-TACKY-UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-bears-around-Christmas-Tree-/281036949604?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item416f1b8864" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/MED-TACKY-UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-bears-around-Christmas-Tree-/281036949604?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item416f1b8864" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Ebay</a>)
Jumping Kitten Sweatshirt(37 of46)
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Our favorite detail: the bells on the cats' collars (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Christmas-Sweater-Party-Time-Xmas-Kitty-Cats-Frolicking-in-the-snow-/170954627652?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item27cdb09a44" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Christmas-Sweater-Party-Time-Xmas-Kitty-Cats-Frolicking-in-the-snow-/170954627652?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item27cdb09a44" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">Ebay</a>)
Blocked Vignette Sweater(38 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The nonsensical connections between all of these scenes (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Heirloom-Incredibly-Ugly-Carroll-Reed-Christmas-Sweater-Size-L-/370706535258?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item564fd4d35a" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Heirloom-Incredibly-Ugly-Carroll-Reed-Christmas-Sweater-Size-L-/370706535258?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item564fd4d35a" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">Ebay</a>)
Skiing Pooh Sweater(39 of46)
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Our favorite detail: Pooh's earmuffs (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-WINNIE-THE-POOH-SKIING-FLUFFY-BALLS-PARTY-WINNER-L-2170-/200860880131?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item2ec43dcd03" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-WINNIE-THE-POOH-SKIING-FLUFFY-BALLS-PARTY-WINNER-L-2170-/200860880131?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item2ec43dcd03" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">Ebay</a>)
Furby Tinsel Sweater(40 of46)
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Our favorite detail: That shifty furby on the bottom (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/SZ-LARGE-L-FURBY-UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-TREE-LIGHTS-UP-RED-GREEN-BELLS-WINNER-/251197935323?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3a7c904edb" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/SZ-LARGE-L-FURBY-UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-TREE-LIGHTS-UP-RED-GREEN-BELLS-WINNER-/251197935323?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3a7c904edb" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">Ebay</a>)
Penguin In A Stocking Sweater(41 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The fact that the penguin doubles as a stocking (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-Gingerbread-man-women-M-Sweat-Shirt-stocking-with-lights-/140896082892?pt=US_CSA_MC_Sweaters&hash=item20ce0f9bcc" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ugly-Christmas-Sweater-Gingerbread-man-women-M-Sweat-Shirt-stocking-with-lights-/140896082892?pt=US_CSA_MC_Sweaters&hash=item20ce0f9bcc" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">Ebay</a>)
Bulbs And Nutcracker Sweater(42 of46)
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Our favorite detail: the flowers on the sleeves (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UgLy-Gaudy-TAcky-Large-Womens-Christmas-Sweater-SPARKLE-sequin-NUTCRACKER-/261140676986?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3ccd32817a" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/UgLy-Gaudy-TAcky-Large-Womens-Christmas-Sweater-SPARKLE-sequin-NUTCRACKER-/261140676986?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3ccd32817a" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">Ebay</a>)
Art Sweater(43 of46)
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Our favorite detail: The ho in the corner (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/WACKY-XMAS-SHOPPING-LIGHTS-UP-SM-M-Womens-Sweater-DRESS-ugly-PARTY-HOLIDAY-/181042618226?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item2a26fb1f72" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/WACKY-XMAS-SHOPPING-LIGHTS-UP-SM-M-Womens-Sweater-DRESS-ugly-PARTY-HOLIDAY-/181042618226?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item2a26fb1f72" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">Ebay</a>)
Christmas Mouse Sweater(44 of46)
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Our favorite detail: the tiger (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/SZ-XL-PETITE-UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-ANIMATED-VANILLA-ICE-ICE-BABY-MOUSE-GARLAND-/251198000664?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3a7c914e18" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/SZ-XL-PETITE-UGLY-CHRISTMAS-SWEATER-ANIMATED-VANILLA-ICE-ICE-BABY-MOUSE-GARLAND-/251198000664?pt=US_CSA_WC_Sweaters&hash=item3a7c914e18" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="3">Ebay</a>)
Upside Down Snowman Sweater(45 of46)
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Our favorite detail: the bells (credit:<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Naughty-Ugly-christmas-party-holiday-sweater-mens-tacky-XL-snowman-WINNER-/330843550320?pt=US_CSA_MC_Sweaters&hash=item4d07cff270" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Ebay" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Naughty-Ugly-christmas-party-holiday-sweater-mens-tacky-XL-snowman-WINNER-/330843550320?pt=US_CSA_MC_Sweaters&hash=item4d07cff270" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">Ebay</a>)
NSFW Reindeer(46 of46)
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Look kids, Rudolph has needs. (credit:<a href="http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2012/12/reindeer-christmas-sweater-of-day.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Blame It On The Voices" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad48fce4b04234e858c967" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2012/12/reindeer-christmas-sweater-of-day.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="1">Blame It On The Voices</a>)
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