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26 Tweets That Will Make A Whole Lot Of Sense To Married People

"Marriage is basically agreeing to not sleep in a comfortable position again for the rest of your life."
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Senior Reporter, HuffPost Life

A shared sense of humor is one of the keys to a long and happy marriage.

To that end, we've collected 26 hilariously relatable tweets that will make perfect sense to husbands and wives. 

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Before You Go

Funny Cards For Married Couples
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/180711882/you-are-my-favorite-pain-in-the-ass-card?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=pain+in+the+ass&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="BetterTomorrows" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/180711882/you-are-my-favorite-pain-in-the-ass-card?ref=sr_gallery_2&ga_search_query=pain+in+the+ass&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">BetterTomorrows</a>/Etsy )
(02 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/187530944/anniversary-card-i-hate-you-the-least?ref=sr_gallery_42&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="MyLittleShopOfWonder" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/187530944/anniversary-card-i-hate-you-the-least?ref=sr_gallery_42&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">MyLittleShopOfWonder</a>/Etsy )
(03 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/176271665/football-card-love-card-boyfriend-card?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="BEpaperie" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/176271665/football-card-love-card-boyfriend-card?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">BEpaperie</a>/Etsy )
(04 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/191925997/happy-birthday-also-nice-butt-card-happy?ref=sr_gallery_4&ga_search_query=birthday+card+husband&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="LissaLooStationery" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/191925997/happy-birthday-also-nice-butt-card-happy?ref=sr_gallery_4&ga_search_query=birthday+card+husband&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">LissaLooStationery</a>/Etsy )
(05 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/165674074/funny-romantic-card-abstract-loving-you?ref=sr_gallery_34&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="TuxPress" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/165674074/funny-romantic-card-abstract-loving-you?ref=sr_gallery_34&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">TuxPress</a>/Etsy )
(06 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/177328602/youre-the-one-i-text-when-im-drunk-thats?ref=br_feed_5&br_feed_tlp=valentines-day" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="NaughtyLittleCards" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/177328602/youre-the-one-i-text-when-im-drunk-thats?ref=br_feed_5&br_feed_tlp=valentines-day" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">NaughtyLittleCards</a>/Etsy)
(07 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/61920779/funny-love-card-i-cant-believe-im-not?ref=sr_gallery_23&ga_search_query=funny+wife+card&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="sewdandee" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/61920779/funny-love-card-i-cant-believe-im-not?ref=sr_gallery_23&ga_search_query=funny+wife+card&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">sewdandee</a>/Et)
(08 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/189442653/greeting-card-anniversary-husband-card?ref=sr_gallery_25&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="MODbyMel" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/189442653/greeting-card-anniversary-husband-card?ref=sr_gallery_25&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=4&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">MODbyMel</a>/Etsy )
(09 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/186595916/funny-love-card-boyfriend-card-husband?ref=sr_gallery_12&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="thelittleillustrator" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/186595916/funny-love-card-boyfriend-card-husband?ref=sr_gallery_12&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">thelittleillustrator</a>/Etsy)
(10 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/176653206/love-card-funny-love-card-im-so-glad-you?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="CheekyKumquat" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/176653206/love-card-funny-love-card-im-so-glad-you?ref=sr_gallery_5&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="3">CheekyKumquat</a>/Etsy )
(11 of13)
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/120893292/funny-anniversary-card-you-warm-my-cold?ref=sr_gallery_14&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="DickensInk" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/120893292/funny-anniversary-card-you-warm-my-cold?ref=sr_gallery_14&ga_search_query=funny+card+husband&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">DickensInk</a>/Etsy )
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/193578554/anniversary-card-love-card-funny-i-love?ref=sr_gallery_28&ga_search_query=funny+wife+card&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="BEpaperie" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/193578554/anniversary-card-love-card-funny-i-love?ref=sr_gallery_28&ga_search_query=funny+wife+card&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="1">BEpaperie</a>/Etsy )
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(credit:<a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/155586183/old-and-miserable-together-anniversary?ref=sr_gallery_32&ga_search_query=funny+wife+card&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" target="_blank" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="StudioFusco" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="56d62ee7e4b03260bf788c57" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.etsy.com/listing/155586183/old-and-miserable-together-anniversary?ref=sr_gallery_32&ga_search_query=funny+wife+card&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="0">StudioFusco</a>)

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