8 Life Hacks That Will Make Watching March Madness At Work Easy

With these tips, your boss will never know.
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The ideal March Madness office set-up.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's tournament time. The next two weeks of your life will be consumed by watching young adults play and chant and cheer like their lives are on the line.

There's only one thing standing in the way of full-on fun: your job.

While entering your office's bracket pool may be easy, watching the games at work is not always so socially appropriate. Prowling bosses, conversation-needy co-workers and open office floor plans all pose threats to your ability to ignore your work and watch the games.

But there are ways to make sneaking in hours upon hours of The Madness a little bit easier at work, and we decided to collect all of them and put them in one place for you. The life hacks will make for the smoothest in-office March Madness experience ever when the round of 64 starts on Thursday.

But before we get there, make sure you have two things: A copy of the full NCAA Tournament schedule to set calendar reminders for must-watch games, and your cable, sattelite or Internet subscription service information. The latter of which allows you to access the NCAA's March Madness Live site, which will stream every single game. Be sure to bookmark that sucker too. 

Now that you're logged in and familiar with the schedule, here's how to hack your way to March Madness nirvana at work.

1. Liberally use the "Boss Button"

The NCAA is well aware that you're prepared to waste your company's time to watch their basketball games. This year marks the 10th anniversary of the first NCAA-sanctioned "Boss Button" -- a feature built into their streaming website since 2006. Every March, it becomes your best friend. This year, the NCAA has three screen options for you: a fake search engine page, a fake slideshow page and fake class notes:

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Boss Button is the best search engine for March.
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These notes look real enough, right?!
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Your professor will never know you like basketball more than Econ 101.
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Hit the button in the upper left-hand corner, and the NCAA March Madness Live site will pull up a fake screen that totally looks like something work-related. Boom. 

2. Buy privacy protectors for all of your screens. 

This is your literal shield from the wandering eyes of your boss. Slap one of these onto your desktop, phone or tablet screen, and you -- yes, only you -- will be able to see what's directly happening while sitting in front them. 

You can get these for your computer, too.  

These privacy screen protectors come in all shapes and sizes, and it's not too late to score a handful online. If they're out of your budget, just charge them to your company card or expense them. "Work-related confidentially reasons" should be good enough to justify the cost to Jim in accounting. 

3. Keep your second (or even third) screen close, and your shortcut keys closer. 

Now that your privacy shields are affixed, you're 90 percent in the clear. The boss, however, is an unpredictable entity, and could appear directly behind your shoulder at a moment's notice. Most smartphones allow you to swipe between apps with a few pushes of a button.

Utilize that essential feature to switch from the March Madness Live app to your email app within seconds. 

4. Use your phone as a Wi-Fi hotspot. 

Some companies don't want to you live your best life, so they've banned access to all the fun websites while you're hooked up to their internet service at work. They're worried that you'll mess around on Facebook all day while using bandwidth-eating streaming sites like Netflix. Whatever. Get around these haters by using your smartphone as a mobile Wi-Fi hotspot and connecting your devices to its network. 

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I've already changed my Wi-Fi password here. Don't even think about it.
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On an iPhone, it's easy to do. Go to Settings, then Personal Hotspot and then toggle the on/off button to your employer's clueless dismay. Stay winning. 

5. Have a headset connected to your chosen device at all times.

Watching the games at work is already a triumph, but let's get greedy now. Watching the games without hearing the potentially legendary commentary and the roar of the crowd just isn't the same. 

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This woman is so happy about her bracket!
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Yes you could use headphones, but a headset is better, as it works as an excuse to shoo co-workers and your boss away from you when they try and get your attention for something inane. Just pretend that you're on a really important phone call. 

6. Use multiple virtual desktops within one tangible desktop.

Making a great escape from one screen to another has never been easier. If your computer's OS allows for multiple desktops, start lining them up. On a Mac, swiping up on the trackpad with three fingers will reveal this screen, and using the plus sign in the upper right-hand corner, you can add desktops at will:

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The more desktops open, the more games there are to watch.
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Above, we have three desktops ready for action. Have one browser window open for every game you want to stream, and spread them around to as many desktops needed. Just make sure at least one of them is devoted to, like, work stuff. 

7. If you're on your break, make that very clear.

Everyone needs a break at work. Humans are not robots (yet). Working straight through an eight to 10-hour workday is bad for your health, and if your employer doesn't understand that, assume that they want you to die on the job. Thankfully, many bosses are chill enough to see the value in the occasional 20-minute break every few hours, so take advantage of that to watch some March Madness out in the open with your buddies. 

What you do on your break is your business, so catching a half of a March Madness basketball game risk-free on company time is perfectly acceptable here. Hanging up an "ON BREAK, DO NOT BOTHER" sign on your desk will do, or simply hiding under your desk should visually get the message across. If your office space has lots of little conference/huddle rooms, duck into one of those. 

8. And do not scream loudly at that amazing game-winner. 

Don't give it away. Screaming "OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?" will not only expose your dumb March Madness-watching butt, but it also may startle Muriel from human resources. Tweet your emotions instead. 

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Great game face, but you just blew your cover.
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Now hack away, you college basketball-watching degenerates. 

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17 Names You Don't Know Now But Will By The End Of March Madness
Gary Payton II, PG, SR, Oregon State(01 of17)
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GP2 is a one-man press breaker who has catapulted the upstart Beavs into the dance for the first time since his dad did it way back in 1990. Jr. is a superior athlete, however, and at a rangy 6 feet 3 inches and 190 pounds, he has a terrific frame to support a sensational all-around game. The senior point guard averages a robust 16 points, 8 rebounds and 5 assists for Wayne Tinkle. (credit:Leon Bennett/Getty Images)
Carrington Love, PG, SR, Wisconsin-Green Bay(02 of17)
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He's got the name and the game! Love, who ranks third nationally in steals (2.6), is the heartbeat of the surging Phoenix, which is making its first tournament appearance in two decades. A playmaking dynamo with great quickness and attacking ability, the 6-foot-1-inch senior triggerman averages nearly 18 points per game, and has become a reliable 3-point shooter as well, connecting on 35 percent of his tries. (credit:Dave Reginek/Getty Images)
Justin Sears, F, SR, Yale(03 of17)
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Sears is a high major four man playing at Yale, and perhaps the main reason why the Bulldogs are in the tournament for the first time since the Kennedy administration. At 6 feet 8 inches, he is a plus athlete who finishes at the rim and can make a 15 footer. Against Duke earlier this season, he totaled 19 points and 6 rebounds. (credit:Lance King/Getty Images)
Chris Flemmings, G, JR, UNC-Wilmington(04 of17)
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Flemmings is a versatile combo guard with tremendous size at 6 feet 5 inches, and a guy who can single-handedly will the Seahawks to the second weekend. The junior averages 16 points on a splendid 51 percent shooting, and will get a wonderful opportunity to showcase his ability in a first-round tilt with in-state foe Duke. (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
Thomas Walkup, F, SR, Stephen F. Austin(05 of17)
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Walkup is the emotional leader of yet another terrific Lumberjacks team that went undefeated in the Southland. A classic undersized mid-major forward, Walkup -- who captured his second straight Player of the Year honor in the conference -- does pretty much everything but shoot the 3, averaging a healthy 17 points, 7 rebounds and 5 assists. America will fall in love with him if SFA can get through the first weekend, or even pull off an early upset. (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
Brandon Taylor, PG, SR, Utah(06 of17)
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America loves explosive guards in the tournament, and it loves undersized overachievers that much more. Case in point: Brandon Taylor. We talk a lot about his 7-foot teammate, All-American center Jakob Poeltl, but Taylor is the heartbeat of Larry Krystkowiak club. The Los Angeles native takes -- and makes -- big shots, and will be the anchor to another second weekend run for the third-seeded Utes. (credit:Gene Sweeney Jr./Getty Images)
Domantas Sabonis, PF/C, SOPH, Gonzaga(07 of17)
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Sabonis is an extremely active body with excellent bounce and dexterity around the rim. The son of the great Arvydas Sabonis, Domantas -- at 6 feet 11 inches -- isn't as bulky as his father, but has a similar feel for the game. Possessing a deft touch, the lefty averages over 17 points and nearly 12 rebounds for the Zags. (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
Wes Washpun, PG, SR, Northern Iowa(08 of17)
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Washpun has essentially doubled his scoring and assists average (14 and 5) as a senior and become the best player for a Northern Iowa team that has already beaten both Iowa State and North Carolina this season. He is a sensational athlete who loves the big moment, as we saw when he drilled the game-winner in the Missouri Valley Conference title tilt. (credit:Peter G. Aiken/Getty Images)
Ben Jacobson, Head Coach, Northern Iowa(09 of17)
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Jay Wright 2.0, anybody? Making his second consecutive tournament appearance with the Panthers, the 45-year-old Jacobson is one of the bright young coaching stars in the game today. Per usual, his team is predicated off of offensive execution focused on the long ball. While this is surely not his best offensive team in Cedar Falls, it remains a matchup problem: Four Northern Iowa players shoot at least 38.5 percent from deep. (credit:Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
DeAndre Bembry, G-F, JR, Saint Joseph's(10 of17)
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The Atlantic Ten Player of the Year, Bembry has been a silent assassin for Phil Martelli ever since he stepped on campus. Despite not having the 3-pointer in his arsenal, the 6-foot-6-inch junior wing (17 points per game on 48 percent shooting) is as tough a matchup as it gets because of his smooth playmaking ability in the half-court. Bembry -- who rebounds and dishes as well -- is the feathery engine for the Hawks and his basketball IQ speaks for itself. (credit:Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)
Josh Hart, G-F, JR, Villanova(11 of17)
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Another wing starring in Philly is Josh Hart, who has been sensational all year for a team that was ranked No. 1 at one point. And yet, how many people really appreciate this guy? In a starring role for Jay Wright, the 6-foot-5-inch junior swingman has often played four spots, while averaging 16 points and 7 rebounds, at a hyper-efficient 51 percent clip. 'Nova will go as far as he takes them. (credit:Rich Schultz/Getty Images)
Isaiah Whitehead, SG, SOPH, Seton Hall(12 of17)
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Seton Hall is dancing for the first time in a decade, and coach Kevin Willard has his sophomore shooting guard to thank for it. Whitehead, a Brooklyn native who stayed close to home, has been a revelation, averaging 18 points -- including recent 33-, 25- and 22-point outbursts -- and 5 assists for the streaking Pirates. The high riser can shoot the triple (38 percent), and has a strong 6-foot-4-inch, 210-pound frame to get into the painted area -- hence the 5.8 free-throw attempts. (credit:Mitchell Layton/Getty Images)
A.J. English, SG, SR, Iona(13 of17)
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English, whose dad played in the NBA, is a pure scorer who hoists over 9 triples a game, connecting on 37 percent. His 22.4 points ranks 10th in the nation, and he has just the type of awkward, herky-jerky game that hoop fans will gravitate toward. Iona is a tricky team to play because of its propensity to force quick shots in its zone, and English is very fun to watch as a result. (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
Bryn Forbes, SG, SR, Michigan State(14 of17)
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The Lansing native and former Cleveland State standout has enjoyed a sensational senior season, increasing his 3-point total from 70 made triples as a junior to 108 already this year. We hear mostly about Denzel Valentine, and rightfully so, but the sweet-shooting Forbes is a highly dependable sidekick who has connected on 48.4 percent from deep, the seventh-best clip in the country. (credit:Rich Schultz/Getty Images)
Sheldon McClellan, SG, SR, Miami(15 of17)
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McClellan, the Texas transfer, is a pure scorer who can really fill it up from distance (40 percent 3s) and who savors the marquee moments. In crucial wins this year versus Utah and Duke, he had 27 and 21 points respectively. (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
Kellen Dunham, SG, SR, Butler(16 of17)
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The 6-foot-6-inch Dunham, an Indiana native, is an explosive scorer on a Butler team that knows where its bread is buttered. Dunham runs off a slew of screens, and he has the ultimate green light, averaging over 16 points on 43 percent 3-point shooting. (credit:Jim Rogash/Getty Images)
Josh Hagins, PG, Arkansas-Little Rock(17 of17)
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Hagins comprises half of the terrific Little Rock backcourt, flanking fellow senior Marcus Johnson Jr. Hagins has tremendous quickness and a real knack for getting to the rim. His 12.8 points, 4.7 assists and 1.4 steals per game pace the upset-minded Trojans out of the always dangerous Sun Belt. (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)