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Batman And Superman Teaming Up Is A Stupid Idea, Probably

Batman & Superman Are Such D***s

Once again, comedian Pete Holmes, host of the forthcoming "The Pete Holmes Show," reprises his role as the most annoying Batman ever. But this time, he takes on an even bigger d*ck, Superman.

Watch above to see why these two "super"-heroes partnering up isn't the best idea.

"The Pete Holmes Show" debuts on TBS on October 28.

Before You Go

Superheroes In Real Life
Captain Sleepy(01 of12)
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He is saving people...in his dreams. (credit:<a href="http://worldwideinterweb.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="WorldWideInterweb" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://worldwideinterweb.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">WorldWideInterweb</a> via <a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/03/06/funny-pic-dump-3-6-13/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Pleated-Jeans" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/03/06/funny-pic-dump-3-6-13/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">Pleated-Jeans</a>)
Spiritual Superman(02 of12)
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He may be able to fly, but he still needs to stay grounded.
Babysitter Batman(03 of12)
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He'll go back to Gotham City once he gets this little kid home safe and sound. (credit:<blockquote><a href="http://i.imgur.com/nerkO.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/nerkO.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">Imgur</a></blockquote> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ld57q/just_another_day_in_the_life_of_a_superhero/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ld57q/just_another_day_in_the_life_of_a_superhero/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">reddit</a>.)
TV Time!(04 of12)
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Sure, fighting crime is fun, but television is truly entrancing.
The Amazing Tourist Attraction(05 of12)
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He can't scale walls, but he can do some pretty awesome poses. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/az04C.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/az04C.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Imgur </a>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ddibu/i_flew_half_way_across_the_world_just_to_intern/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ddibu/i_flew_half_way_across_the_world_just_to_intern/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">reddit.</a>)
Refueling And Re-energizing (06 of12)
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Because, even superheroes need a break.
Subway Spiderman(07 of12)
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Watching Over the people of the public transit system. (credit:<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n4136/even_spiderman_has_to_commute/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n4136/even_spiderman_has_to_commute/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">reddit.</a>)
Captain America(08 of12)
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Being as American as he can be, eating fast food. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/DB8KL.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/DB8KL.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">Imgur </a>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r2sbh/ran_into_a_new_superhero_captain_central_america/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r2sbh/ran_into_a_new_superhero_captain_central_america/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">reddit.</a>)
Refueling Take Two(09 of12)
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(credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/4E15F.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/4E15F.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zpdr8/retirement_can_be_rough_for_a_superhero/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zpdr8/retirement_can_be_rough_for_a_superhero/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">reddit.</a>)
Confused Hero(10 of12)
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Either that, or he's multidimensional.
Captain 'Murica(11 of12)
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His weapon is his gut.
Spiderman In Training (12 of12)
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He does whatever a spider can...kind of. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/RLM04n8.gif" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/RLM04n8.gif" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="1">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/19pdce/peter_parkour/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad2ab7e4b04234e8578306" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/19pdce/peter_parkour/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">reddit</a>.)
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