Having 'Hamilton' Tickets Is Better Than Having A Baby, Let's Be Real

"Only some people want a baby, but everyone wants 'Hamilton' tickets."

You never forget that first time. You hold it so delicately out of fear of doing something wrong! It stares back up at you, so much potential, so much possibility!

You got a ticket to the musical "Hamilton."

Wait, what did you think I was talking about? Oh, sure, babies are fine ... but "Hamilton" tickets! What a bundle of joy! 

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A baby's handlebar mustache is a handsome way to hold onto a pacifier. (credit:DreamPictures via Getty Images)
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A baby's 5 o'clock shadow reminds you that it's almost bedtime. (credit:DreamPictures via Getty Images)
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A mustache to make Selleck proud -- Magnum Pre.K. (credit:DreamPictures via Getty Images)
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Little baby goatee belongs on a Nick Jr. reality show named "Rubber Duckie Dynasty." (credit:DreamPictures via Getty Images)
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And this guy just realized he made the perfect craft brew milk formula. (credit:DreamPictures via Getty Images)