Hilarious Video Nails What It's Like To Go To A Restaurant With A Toddler

Featuring crayon hoarding, confusing menu demands and more.

Toddlers manage to complicate the most ordinary activities ... like going to a restaurant.

In his latest "New Father Chronicles" video, dad La Guardia Cross shows what happens when he goes out to eat with his 15-month-old daughter Amalah. 

From big menu demands to crayon hoarding, Amalah lives up to the uncooperative toddler stereotype. 

Still, it's hard to get mad at those adorable cheeks.

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"Were you THIS excited the first time you ate an Oreo?! Grahm was!!"

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"You should see my house."

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"Halloween costume in July. Only way to get him to go to the grocery store peacefully."

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"His older sister gave him a marker to color with while I was cooking dinner."

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"My 2-year-old had to taste every apple until she found the one she wanted."

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"Having a bit of a tantrum that quickly escalated into a meltdown because he doesn't fit in the bus."

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"There's a car in there somewhere."

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"What? She likes it? Lol"

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