The Perfect Martini Recipe By Toothpaste For Dinner Is Hilarious, Spot-On (PHOTO) | HuffPost Life

No seriously, it's really easy and really hilarious.

|

Thanksgiving is over. The dishes are (we hope) washed. Leftovers are going to be consumed. You are probably exhausted. We know we are.

But, you probably still have family or friends in town. They might want to come over for a post-Thanksgiving cocktail. Or, you might just want to pour yourself one with a minimal amount of effort and a large amount of giggling. Toothpaste for Dinner has formulated the perfect martini recipe for you. A martini recipe we're pretty sure Ron Swanson would approve of.

Happy day after Thanksgiving!

[h/t That's Nerdalicious!]

Want to read more from HuffPost Taste? Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest and Tumblr.

Our 2024 Coverage Needs You

As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.

Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.

Contribute as little as $2 to keep our news free for all.

Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.

Support HuffPost

Before You Go

5 Great Not-Quite-Martinis

1942 Martini(01 of05)

Dry and refined, the Martini tends to be associated with very propah figures like Winston Churchill and James Bond. That's all well and good, and goes perfectly with watercress sandwiches, but if you want to inject a little New World wildness into your three-drink lunch, we suggest swapping the gin out for a nice aged tequila. Pro-tip: Stir, don't shake, and garnish with orange.

View recipe: 1942 Martini

Cardamom Pear Martini(02 of05)

The nice thing about a drink this well-designed is that it speaks for itself. From its watery chartreuse hue to the fanned-pear garnish (put "learn to fan a pear" on your weekend to-do list), this is a cocktail that has a real elegance. But the key to making it is balancing the muddled pear and simple syrup with the cardamom and bitters. Too sweet and you're in T.G.I. Friday's territory.

View recipe: Cardamom Pear Martini

Vesper(03 of05)

Named after James Bond's first female companion, Vesper Lynd (thankfully one of Ian Fleming's more subtle female sobriquets), this is the drink that gave rise to the super-spy's legendary mixological prowess. Featuring both gin and vodka, this cocktail rewards a "have it both ways" approach. Just make sure the Lillet is noticeable and the lemon garnish is robust. As in all things Bond-girl-related, tartness is key.

View recipe: Vesper

Gibson(04 of05)

Not every variation on a classic needs to claim bold new territory. Though Jimi Hendrix, for example, may have made "All Along The Watchtower" his own, Tori Amos failed to do the same for "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Sometimes, simple is best: This is a Martini with an onion in it.

View recipe: Gibson

"Dirty Martini"(05 of05)

Though we don’t mind a little brine, this clever concoction is not exactly what it seems. The delicate mixture of Hendrick’s Gin, white grape juice, simple syrup and white balsamic vinegar was an April Fool's Day recipe, but it's so tasty that we drink it year-round. Guess we should change the name.

View recipe: "Dirty Martini"

Related

Taste Cocktails Video

Suggest a correction

|

From Our Partner

HuffPost Shopping’s Best Finds

The 1 Shoe Podiatrists Say You Should Try If You’re On Your Feet A Lot

This Affordable Drugstore Cream Might Be The Closest Thing To The Famous La Mer

27 Little Upgrades That'll Make Your Backyard Your New Favorite Place

This Is The Bedding That Amazon Shoppers Are Obsessed With

This TikTok-Viral Bird Feeder Camera Is On Sale Right Now

MORE IN LIFE

Wellness

The 1 Thing You Should Never, Ever Text Someone With Anxiety

Style & Beauty

Men’s Shapewear Is Here, But Will Men Actually Wear It? We Asked Them.

Work/Life

This Type Of Employee Is The Most Likely To Burn Out At Work

Parenting

21 Hilarious Yet Humbling Things Kids Have Said To Their Parents

Travel

This Growing Travel Trend Is Way More Fun Than A Regular Vacation

Life

This Surreal Comedy Is The Top Movie On Netflix Right Now

Shopping

27 Home Products Amazon Customers Are Loving Right Now

Shopping

9 'Exceptional' Men's Sun-Protective Clothing To Help Protect Your Skin

Shopping

This TikTok-Famous ‘Hair Milk’ Is The Secret To Perfect Air-Dried Hair

Shopping

8 Romance Books To Read If You Liked The 'Bridgerton' Series

Parenting

The 10 Rudest Things You Can Do In A Parents Group Chat

Shopping

Reviewers Say This Rice Water Cleanser Is A True Skin Care Gem — And It's Under $10

Shopping

This TikTok-Viral Bird Feeder Camera Is On Sale Right Now

Shopping

The Expert-Loved Solawave Red Light Wand Is 46% Off Right Now

Shopping

This Is The 1 Home Tool Everyone Should Have — And It’s On Sale Right Now

Shopping

These Nail And Hand Care Products Will Make Your Digits Look Perfect

Parenting

18 Tweets About The Realities Of Signing Kids Up For Summer Camp

Shopping

These Reviewer-Favorite Black Swimsuits Are All Under $40 At Amazon

Shopping

21 Last-Minute Mother’s Day Gifts That Will Arrive On Time

Shopping

People Who 'Hate' Cleaning Swear By These 29 Products, And You Will Too

Shopping

Of All The Plumping Lip Treatments, This $13 One Is My Favorite

Shopping

Amazon Is Having A Huge Sale On Pet Supplies. Here Are 15 Deals You Shouldn’t Miss.

Shopping

These $150 Boots Look Way More Expensive — And They're Actually Comfortable

Wellness

Are Desk Workers Doomed To Have Hunchbacks? Here's What Experts Think.

Style & Beauty

This Old-School Hack For Soft Hands Is Still The Best Around

Relationships

The Funniest Marriage Tweets To Get You Through This Week

Shopping

This Is The 1 Home Tool Everyone Should Have — And It’s On Sale Right Now

Shopping

These Beautiful Jewelry Pieces Are Under $50 On Amazon And Perfect For Mother's Day

Shopping

Hurry: These 18 Outdoor Furniture Deals For Wayfair’s Way Day Sale Won't Last Much Longer

Shopping

31 Way Day Deals That You Should Jump On ASAP Before The Sale Ends Tonight

Shopping

12 Men's T-Shirts That Reviewers Are Buying In Bulk From Amazon

Life

This New Drama Miniseries Is The Top Show On Netflix Right Now

Shopping

The Luxury Serum That Has Kept My Mom's Skin Glowing For Years Is 15% Off Right Now

Shopping

Reviewers Adore These Lightweight Massage Balls For Long Walks And Hikes

Shopping

29 Quick-Fix Solutions To Common Home Problems

Shopping

Reviewers Say This $13 Glow Balm Is Miles Better Than The Expensive Version

Parenting

I Had A Traumatic Birth Experience. Here's What I Wish I Had Known.

Wellness

6 'Soothing' Activities That Are Secretly Causing You More Anxiety

Work/Life

People Are Sharing What It's Like To Job-Hunt Over 50 — And It's Harrowing

Life

Surprise! This Innocent-Looking Bathroom Item Is Actually The Germiest Part Of Your Bathroom