On Labor Day, we lost a very special friend. As the picnics and barbecues quieted Monday, the last bit of rosé left us for good. Until next summer, at least. But let's not dwell on the bad. Let's remember only the good, brought to you by comedic duo Eva McEnrue and Mel Owens.
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19 Hilarious Drunk Purchases You Won't Regret Waking Up To
Giant googly eyes for your car.(01 of19)
"Giant googly eyes. The best online purchase I have made yet."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1p8vut/giant_googley_eyes_the_best_drunk_online_purchase/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1p8vut/giant_googley_eyes_the_best_drunk_online_purchase/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="18" data-vars-position-in-unit="19">Reddit</a>)Entrance into a marathon.(02 of19)
"Better start training then hehehe... eh."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1s9lu6/better_start_training_then_heheheeh/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1s9lu6/better_start_training_then_heheheeh/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">Reddit</a>)The Time magazine cover mirror from "The Big Lebowski."(03 of19)
"As far as drunk purchases go... I think I did okay on this one."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/135dya/as_far_as_drunk_purchases_goi_think_i_did_ok_on/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/135dya/as_far_as_drunk_purchases_goi_think_i_did_ok_on/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">Reddit</a>)A ball pit.(04 of19)
"A friend of mine ordered this one night after a large quantity of wine."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/intoxicatedpurchases/comments/33ryl3/a_friend_of_mine_ordered_this_one_night_after/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/intoxicatedpurchases/comments/33ryl3/a_friend_of_mine_ordered_this_one_night_after/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="15" data-vars-position-in-unit="16">Reddit</a>)600 whippits.(05 of19)
"Welp, I've done it again. Apparently 240 whippits was not enough."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1c8jeq/welp_ive_done_it_again_apparently_240_whippits/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1c8jeq/welp_ive_done_it_again_apparently_240_whippits/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">Reddit</a>)A Simpsons Mr. Sparkle T-shirt.(06 of19)
"Best drunk purchase of my life!"
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1qw6ty/best_drunk_purchase_of_my_life/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1qw6ty/best_drunk_purchase_of_my_life/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">Reddit</a>)A World War II Nazi soldier silverware set.(07 of19)
"What's your latest drunk buy. Here's mine."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1lnlk5/what_is_your_latest_drunk_buy_here_is_mine/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1lnlk5/what_is_your_latest_drunk_buy_here_is_mine/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">Reddit</a>)A Pineapple coring tool.(08 of19)
"Admittedly, it's awesome and life-changing."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/22udjj/pineapple_coring_tool_admittedly_its_awesome_and/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/22udjj/pineapple_coring_tool_admittedly_its_awesome_and/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">Reddit</a>)A ninja sword.(09 of19)
My drunk purchase from Thursday arrived today."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2kkchi/my_drunk_purchase_from_thursday_arrived_today/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2kkchi/my_drunk_purchase_from_thursday_arrived_today/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Reddit</a>)A Nicolas Cage autograph.(10 of19)
"Best drunk purchase I've ever made. Our lord's signature."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/33wbnj/best_drunk_purchase_ive_ever_made_our_lords/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod/comments/33wbnj/best_drunk_purchase_ive_ever_made_our_lords/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">Reddit</a>)Or better yet, a Nicolas Cage modern art piece.(11 of19)
"Best drunk art fair purchase ever."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/39uagc/best_drunk_art_fair_purchase_ever/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/39uagc/best_drunk_art_fair_purchase_ever/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">Reddit</a>)A kitty sweater.(12 of19)
"Best drunk purchase in a while."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2n1hzg/best_drunk_purchase_in_a_while/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2n1hzg/best_drunk_purchase_in_a_while/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">Reddit</a>)72 Chinese finger traps and a knife.(13 of19)
"There is a correlation here, but I don't know what it is."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1c8iob/72_chinese_finger_traps_and_a_pocket_knife_there/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/1c8iob/72_chinese_finger_traps_and_a_pocket_knife_there/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">Reddit</a>)Or even better than that, a Wu-Tang Clan knitted sweater.(14 of19)
"Sometimes drunk purchases aren't so bad."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2pf670/sometimes_drunk_purchases_arent_so_bad/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2pf670/sometimes_drunk_purchases_arent_so_bad/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">Reddit</a>)A Shrek racing jacket(15 of19)
"Sometime I drink and then order things online."
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"I would make that purchase sober."
(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/35fira/friend_has_a_drunk_purchase_life_size_predator/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/35fira/friend_has_a_drunk_purchase_life_size_predator/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">Reddit</a>)A Tricera-top for your dog.(17 of19)
"Went online shopping while drunk... now I own a jurassic pug."
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(credit:<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/26xjkr/a_shirt_with_my_own_beard_selfie/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="55f07420e4b093be51bd2187" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="https://www.reddit.com/r/drunken_purchases/comments/26xjkr/a_shirt_with_my_own_beard_selfie/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">Reddit</a>)A ... whatever the hell this painting is.(19 of19)
"This was a case of drunk eBaying."
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