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The Hilarious, Expletive-Filled Kids' Books Parents Wish Existed

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Children's book swaps are a great way for parents to spice up their kids' collection of oft-repeated bedtime stories. One group of funny moms is giving the kids book swap a little potty-mouthed twist.

Moms Laurel Coppock, Molly Erdman, and Megan Grano recently launched The BreakWomb -- a parenting-themed sketch comedy channel on YouTube. In their debut sketch, titled "Kids Book Swap (a.k.a Ode to Go The F**k to Sleep)," the moms take the seemingly innocent children's book exchange in an unexpected direction.

After exchanging Adam Mansbach's off-color classic Go the F*** to Sleep, the ladies continue by swapping made-up kids books with hilariously profane titles and pictures (for example: Learn the F***ing Alphabet, Sh*t for Brains).

If Adam Mansbach ever sees this video, he will certainly feel inspired.

H/T RightThisMinute

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50 Children's Books with a Positive Message

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"A Bad Case of the Stripes," by David Shannon

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"All I See Is Part of Me," by Chara M. Curtis

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"An Awesome Book!" by Dallas Clayton

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"An Awesome Book of Thanks!" by Dallas Clayton

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"Beautiful Oops!" by Barney Saltzberg

(06 of49)

"Buddha at Bedtime: Tales of Love and Wisdom for You to Read with Your Child to Enchant, Enlighten and Inspire," by Dharmachari Nagaraja

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"Cookies: Bite-Size Life Lessons," by Amy Krouse Rosenthal, Jane Dyer

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"Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?" by Dr. Seuss

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"Enemy Pie," by Derek Munson

(10 of49)

"Fancy Nancy Poet Extraordinaire," by Jane O'Connor, Robin Preiss Glasser

(11 of49)

"Have You Filled A Bucket Today?" by Carol McCloud

(12 of49)

"I Believe in Me: A Book of Affirmations," by Connie Bowen

(13 of49)

"I Think, I Am!" by Louise L. Hay

(14 of49)

"If the World Were a Village," by David J. Smith

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"Iggy Peck Architect," by Andrea Beaty

(16 of49)

"Incredible You! 10 Ways To Let Your Greatness Shine Through," by Wayne Dyer

(17 of49)

"Ish," by Peter H. Reynolds

(18 of49)

"Limu: The Blue Turtle," by Kimo Armitage

(19 of49)

"Limu the Blue Turtle and His Hawaiian Garden," by Kimu Armitage

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"Little Pea," by Amy Krouse Rosenthal

(21 of49)

"LMNO Peas," by Keith Baker

(22 of49)

"My First Oxford Book of Poems," by John Foster

(23 of49)

"My Many Colored Days," by Dr. Seuss

(24 of49)

"Mr. Men 40th Anniversary Box Set," by Roger Hargreaves

(25 of49)

"Not a Box," by Antoinette Portis

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"On My Way To A Happy Life," by Deepak Chopra

(27 of49)

"Oh The Places You'll Go!" by Dr. Seuss

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"One," by Kathryn Otoshi

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"One Love," by Cedella Marley

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"Only One You," by Linda Kranz

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"Peaceful Piggy Meditation," by Kerry Lee Maclean

(32 of49)

"Press Here," by Herve Tullet

(33 of49)

"Spaghetti in a Hot Dog Bun: Having the Courage to Be Who You Are," by Maria Dismondy

(34 of49)

"Thank You, World," by Alice McGinty

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"The Dot," by Peter Reynolds

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"The Gift of Nothing," by Patrick McDonnell

(37 of49)

"The Giving Tree," by Shel Silverstein

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"The Kissing Hand," by Audrey Penn

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"The Little Engine That Could," by Watty Piper

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"The Lorax," by Dr. Seuss

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"The North Star," by Peter H. Reynolds

(42 of49)

"The Three Questions (Based on a story by Leo Tolstoy)," by Jon J. Muth

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"The Very Fairy Princess," by Julie Andrews & Emma Walton Hamilton

(44 of49)

"The Weaver," by Thacher Hurd & Elisa Kleven

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"The Yellow Tutu," by Kirsten Bramsen

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"We are all Born Free," by Amnesty International

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"You Be You," by Linda Kranz

(48 of49)

"You Can Be Anything!" by Gary Craig

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"Zen Shorts," by Jon J. Muth

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