The Extremely Busy & Important(01 of15)
Open Image ModalYes, I am going to be on the phone until the flight attendant pries it out of my hand. (credit:<a href="http://travel.ninemsn.com.au/glance/143146/pitfalls-of-flying.glance" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="travel.ninemsn.com/" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://travel.ninemsn.com.au/glance/143146/pitfalls-of-flying.glance" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">travel.ninemsn.com/</a>)
The Talker(02 of15)
Open Image ModalLet me just tell you real quick, the book you're reading is great. I know you're very invested in it. I'll just tell you, real quick, every important plot twist and turn. Also how it ends. (credit:<a href="http://walyou.com/annoying-people-on-planes/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="walyou.com/" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://walyou.com/annoying-people-on-planes/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">walyou.com/</a>)
The Kid(03 of15)
Open Image ModalI'm playing a game real loud and kicking the chair every time I mess up...which is a lot. (credit:<a href="http://www.bigstockphoto.com/download/bid-2276818/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Big Stock Photo" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.bigstockphoto.com/download/bid-2276818/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">Big Stock Photo</a>)
The Certain You Find Him Attractive(04 of15)
Open Image ModalCome here often? (credit:Alamy)
The Giant(05 of15)
Open Image ModalI'm not making good choices today. First this shirt and lei combination, now this seat. (credit:<a href="http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/airline-to-seat-passengers-based-on-their-moods/story-e6frfq80-1226384349367" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="news.com.au/" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/airline-to-seat-passengers-based-on-their-moods/story-e6frfq80-1226384349367" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">news.com.au/</a>)
The Shoeless(06 of15)
Open Image ModalFlights are the perfect time to air these puppies out. (credit:<a href="http://www.travelsnitch.org/categories/features/the-top-10-annoying-things-people-do-on-airplanes/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="travelsnitch.org/" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.travelsnitch.org/categories/features/the-top-10-annoying-things-people-do-on-airplanes/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">travelsnitch.org/</a>)
The Baby(07 of15)
Open Image ModalI may be adorable now, but give me an hour and I'll be crying about a poopy diaper. The stench alone will make you hate me. (credit:Alamy)
The Hyperactive Preteen(08 of15)
Open Image ModalMy inability to sit still will make you wish you never had kids. (credit:<a href="http://www.indianexpress.com/news/children-are-biggest-pests-for-airline-passengers-survey/898856#" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="indianexpress.com/" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.indianexpress.com/news/children-are-biggest-pests-for-airline-passengers-survey/898856#" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">indianexpress.com/</a>)
The Infected(09 of15)
Open Image ModalMy souvenir from vacation was this cold and I'm going to share it with everyone. (credit:<a href="http://bodyodd.nbcnews.com/_nv/more/section/archive?date=2012/2" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="bodyodd.nbcnews.com/" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://bodyodd.nbcnews.com/_nv/more/section/archive?date=2012/2" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">bodyodd.nbcnews.com/</a>)
The Boundaryless(10 of15)
Open Image ModalGet him off of me. He smells like farts heavily masked by Axe body spray. (credit:<a href="http://www.bigstockphoto.com/image-17520017/stock-photo-woman-pushing-male-asleep-on-her-shoulder-is708-029" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Big Stock Photo" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.bigstockphoto.com/image-17520017/stock-photo-woman-pushing-male-asleep-on-her-shoulder-is708-029" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">Big Stock Photo</a>)
The Shrieker(11 of15)
Open Image ModalI'm your worst nightmare. (credit:<a href="http://12hatesofchristmas.wordpress.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="http://12hatesofchristmas.wordpress.com/" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://12hatesofchristmas.wordpress.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">http://12hatesofchristmas.wordpress.com/</a>)
The Drinkers(12 of15)
Open Image ModalWe're not ready to let go of Spring Break and I'm going to force you, and everyone else on this flight, to remember it with me. (credit:<a href="http://www.bigstockphoto.com/image-2226488/stock-photo-passengers-in-the-aircraft-from-behind" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Big Stock Photo" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.bigstockphoto.com/image-2226488/stock-photo-passengers-in-the-aircraft-from-behind" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="3">Big Stock Photo</a>)
The Multiple Bathroom Tripper(13 of15)
Open Image ModalI've got bladder control issues. (credit:<a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-10-04/10-annoying-airplane-behaviors-that-should-probably-be-illegal/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="thefrisky.com/" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-10-04/10-annoying-airplane-behaviors-that-should-probably-be-illegal/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">thefrisky.com/</a>)
The Overly Enthusiastic(14 of15)
Open Image ModalFlying is fun! And I'm going to talk about it and everything else in my life, whether you seem interested in it or not. (credit:<a href="http://www.bigstockphoto.com/download/bid-2276266/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Big Stock Photo" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.bigstockphoto.com/download/bid-2276266/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="1">Big Stock Photo</a>)
The Terrified(15 of15)
Open Image ModalHold me. (credit:<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travel-advice/9395784/Fear-of-flying-course-cured-for-take-off.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="telegraph.co.uk/" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1337e4b04234e8568482" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travel-advice/9395784/Fear-of-flying-course-cured-for-take-off.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="0">telegraph.co.uk/</a>)