We're no scientists, but this "logical" bar sign spotted by a Redditor makes a heck of a lot of sense to us.
Apparently, humans are more beer-efficient than our cars our efficient on gas. Just look at that mile-per-gallon ratio!
Before You Go
19 Reasons To Drink (According To Bars)
Blah, Blah, Blah(01 of19)
This sign says nothing and everything at the same time. (credit:<a href="http://probablynotagoodsign.com/funny-marquee/ill-drink-to-that/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Probably Not A Good Sign" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://probablynotagoodsign.com/funny-marquee/ill-drink-to-that/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="29" data-vars-position-in-unit="30">Probably Not A Good Sign</a>)
A Thought Provoking Question(02 of19)
Either way you answer, you're coming in. (credit:<a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/02/05/funny-pic-dump-2-5-13/memewhore-116/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Pleated-Jeans" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/02/05/funny-pic-dump-2-5-13/memewhore-116/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="28" data-vars-position-in-unit="29">Pleated-Jeans</a>)
It's Always 5 o'clock Somewhere(03 of19)
Quite literally. (credit:<a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/02/05/funny-pic-dump-2-5-13/screen-shot-2013-02-04-at-9-28-11-pm/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Pleated-Jeans" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/02/05/funny-pic-dump-2-5-13/screen-shot-2013-02-04-at-9-28-11-pm/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="27" data-vars-position-in-unit="28">Pleated-Jeans</a>)
A Healthy Life Mantra(04 of19)
These two go hand in hand. (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Flickr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="25" data-vars-position-in-unit="26">Flickr</a>:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27624680@N02/8193966235" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="jenni from the block" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27624680@N02/8193966235" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="26" data-vars-position-in-unit="27">jenni from the block</a>)
It's For A Good Cause(05 of19)
The earthquake may have been 14 years ago, but it's never too late to help. (credit:<a href="http://imgur.com/uMa4E" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://imgur.com/uMa4E" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="23" data-vars-position-in-unit="24">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/proudpedestrian" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/proudpedestrian" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="24" data-vars-position-in-unit="25">reddit</a>.)
The Best Kind Of Soup(06 of19)
Sure, I'll take a cup. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/WIccW.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/WIccW.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="21" data-vars-position-in-unit="22">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/randi3423" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/randi3423" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="22" data-vars-position-in-unit="23">reddit</a>.)
Be Like The Anchorman(07 of19)
Order some scotch. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/Od0s4.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/Od0s4.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="19" data-vars-position-in-unit="20">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Hutty590" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/Hutty590" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="20" data-vars-position-in-unit="21">reddit</a>.)
Today Is Not Special(08 of19)
Depressing, but sure. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/Q0Gx1.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/Q0Gx1.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">Imgur </a>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/VelveetaCheetah" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/VelveetaCheetah" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="18" data-vars-position-in-unit="19">reddit.</a>)
Drink Your College Years Away(09 of19)
And make your parents proud. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/zUhTL.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/zUhTL.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="15" data-vars-position-in-unit="16">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/endogenix" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/endogenix" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">reddit</a>.)
It's A Mystery(10 of19)
Tonight's going to get WEIRD. (credit:<a href="http://allhumors.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Barsigns.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="All Humors" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://allhumors.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Barsigns.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">All Humors</a>)
A Very Logical Sign(11 of19)
Therefore, my choice to come in and drink is also logical. (credit:<a href="http://www.damnfunnypics.com/2012/05/20-funny-bar-signs.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Damn Funny Pics" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.damnfunnypics.com/2012/05/20-funny-bar-signs.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">Damn Funny Pics</a>)
When Life Gets Boring(12 of19)
We can think of one thing that always works. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/MH91d.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/MH91d.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">Imgur </a>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/dotJiggle" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/dotJiggle" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">reddit.</a>)
Pro Tip(13 of19)
Look, you're already saving money. (credit:<a href="http://themetapicture.com/so-the-tables-have-turned/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="The Meta Picture" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://themetapicture.com/so-the-tables-have-turned/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">The Meta Picture</a>)
Where Happiness Is Sold(14 of19)
Who's buying? (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/oV2cz.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/oV2cz.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/intarwebzWINNAR" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/intarwebzWINNAR" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">reddit</a>.)
5 Reasons(15 of19)
I only need one and it's the cat-like reflexes. (credit:<a href="http://imgur.com/TuhY4" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://imgur.com/TuhY4" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/qu4ttro" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/qu4ttro" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">reddit</a>.)
Why Not?(16 of19)
No reason necessary. (credit:<a href="http://nyc.metblogs.com/2007/01/03/funny-nyc-bar-signs-series-subway-bar-cheap-beer-and-bad-decisions/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="New York City Met Blogs" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://nyc.metblogs.com/2007/01/03/funny-nyc-bar-signs-series-subway-bar-cheap-beer-and-bad-decisions/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">New York City Met Blogs</a>)
That's A Good Deal(17 of19)
Free air guitar isn't easy to come by. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/TXTUmJQ.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/TXTUmJQ.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/snapin" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/user/snapin" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">reddit</a>.)
Heartbroken?(18 of19)
This bar is here to help. (credit:<a href="http://themetapicture.com/media/picture.jpe" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="The Meta Picture" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://themetapicture.com/media/picture.jpe" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">The Meta Picture</a> via <a href="http://www.oddee.com/item_98177.aspx" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Oddee" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.oddee.com/item_98177.aspx" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="3">Oddee</a>)
A No-Brainer (19 of19)
Until you look a little closer. (credit:<a href="http://www.damnfunnypics.com/2012/05/20-funny-bar-signs.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Damn Funny Pics" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1754e4b04234e856aa65" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.damnfunnypics.com/2012/05/20-funny-bar-signs.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="1">Damn Funny Pics</a>)