NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Drawing a sharp contrast between the Bush and Obama administrations while appearing on ABC's Good Morning America, former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani said, "I never had an attack of amnesia under Bush, and I've had one under Obama."
The former New York mayor had many nostalgic things to say about the Bush White House, telling host George Stephanopoulos, "Under Bush, we never had any flooding in New Orleans or economic meltdowns."
When asked if he was considering running for president, Mr. Giuliani said, "That's something I'd like to try once before I die."
Underscoring his concern about the attacks of memory loss under Obama, Mr. Giuliani said, "Where am I again, and how did I get here?"
Mr. Giuliani concluded the interview by drooling on his shirt. More here.
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