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'If I Had Super Powers': Pleated Jeans Reveals The Ugly Truth (VIDEO)

What We Would ALL Do With Super Powers

Let's be honest, we'd all be pretty much the same with super powers... we'd just do stupid things a lot faster.

Via Pleated Jeans

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Superheroes In Real Life
Captain Sleepy(01 of12)
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He is saving people...in his dreams. (credit:<a href="http://worldwideinterweb.com/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="WorldWideInterweb" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://worldwideinterweb.com/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="16" data-vars-position-in-unit="17">WorldWideInterweb</a> via <a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/03/06/funny-pic-dump-3-6-13/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Pleated-Jeans" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/03/06/funny-pic-dump-3-6-13/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="17" data-vars-position-in-unit="18">Pleated-Jeans</a>)
Spiritual Superman(02 of12)
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He may be able to fly, but he still needs to stay grounded.
Babysitter Batman(03 of12)
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He'll go back to Gotham City once he gets this little kid home safe and sound. (credit:<blockquote><a href="http://i.imgur.com/nerkO.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/nerkO.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="13" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">Imgur</a></blockquote> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ld57q/just_another_day_in_the_life_of_a_superhero/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ld57q/just_another_day_in_the_life_of_a_superhero/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="14" data-vars-position-in-unit="15">reddit</a>.)
TV Time!(04 of12)
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Sure, fighting crime is fun, but television is truly entrancing.
The Amazing Tourist Attraction(05 of12)
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He can't scale walls, but he can do some pretty awesome poses. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/az04C.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/az04C.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">Imgur </a>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ddibu/i_flew_half_way_across_the_world_just_to_intern/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ddibu/i_flew_half_way_across_the_world_just_to_intern/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">reddit.</a>)
Refueling And Re-energizing (06 of12)
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Because, even superheroes need a break.
Subway Spiderman(07 of12)
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Watching Over the people of the public transit system. (credit:<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n4136/even_spiderman_has_to_commute/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n4136/even_spiderman_has_to_commute/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">reddit.</a>)
Captain America(08 of12)
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Being as American as he can be, eating fast food. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/DB8KL.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur " data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/DB8KL.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">Imgur </a>via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r2sbh/ran_into_a_new_superhero_captain_central_america/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r2sbh/ran_into_a_new_superhero_captain_central_america/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">reddit.</a>)
Refueling Take Two(09 of12)
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(credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/4E15F.jpg" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/4E15F.jpg" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zpdr8/retirement_can_be_rough_for_a_superhero/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit." data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zpdr8/retirement_can_be_rough_for_a_superhero/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">reddit.</a>)
Confused Hero(10 of12)
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Either that, or he's multidimensional.
Captain 'Murica(11 of12)
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His weapon is his gut.
Spiderman In Training (12 of12)
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He does whatever a spider can...kind of. (credit:<a href="http://i.imgur.com/RLM04n8.gif" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="Imgur" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://i.imgur.com/RLM04n8.gif" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="1">Imgur</a> via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/19pdce/peter_parkour/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="reddit" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad21fee4b04234e8570b18" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/19pdce/peter_parkour/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">reddit</a>.)
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