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Neighborhood: Morrisville (Town)
Age 25-34:14%
Median Rent: $855
Median Income: $31,899
Crime Score: Low
Representative College: North Carolina State University
(credit:Alamy)Neighborhood: Little Italy
% Age 25-34: 15%
Median Rent: $1,261
Median Income: $30,196
Crime Score: Low
Representative College: University of San Diego
(credit:Getty Images)Neighborhood: Oak Lawn
% Age 25-34: 15%
Median Rent: $874
Median Income: $29,830
Crime Score: Below Average
Representative College: Southern Methodist University
(credit:David Liu)Neighborhood: North Loop
% Age 25-34: 14%
Median Rent: $864
Median Income: $33,511
Crime Score: Average*
Representative College:
University of Minnesota
(credit:AndreyKrav)Neighborhood: Speer
% Age 25-34: 15%
Median Rent: $902
Median Income: $32,422
Crime Score: Below Average
Representative College: University of Denver
(credit:Chris Rogers)Neighborhood: Spring Hill (Somerville)
% Age 25-34: 13%
Median Rent: $1,163
Median Income: $33,659
Crime Score: Below Average
Representative College: Boston University
(credit:Getty Images)Neighborhood: Cow Hollow
% Age 25-34: 15%
Median Rent: $1,344
Median Income: $36,119
Crime Score: Average
Representative College: University of San Francisco
(credit:Alamy)Neighborhood: Wicker Park
% Age 25-34: 14%
Median Rent: $931
Median Income: $30,061
Crime Score: Average*
Representative College: DePaul University
(credit:Getty Images)Neighborhood: Clarendon (Arlington)
% Age 25-34: 15%
Median Rent: $1,353
Median Income: $42,226
Crime Score: Average
Representative College: Georgetown University
(credit:Danita Delimont)Neighborhood: South River City
% Age 25-34: 17%
Median Rent: $936
Median Income: $30,816
Crime Score: Below Average
Representative College: University of Texas – Austin
(credit:Getty Images/Flickr RF)Neighborhood: Greenpoint, Brooklyn
% Age 25-34: 14%
Median Rent: $1,157
Median Income: $31,703
Crime Rate: Low
Representative College: New York University
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