When you look at your relationship with your smartphone, it's pretty intimate. Your phone is the most important thing in your life. Just be careful not to get hurt.
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Before You Go
The Most Impractical Phone Accessories
Textees(01 of09)
"Oh, these? They're just my texting thimbles. They're perfect for when I'm texting the opposite sex, probably." (via Textually)
Bluetooth/Sunglasses Combo(02 of09)
Just when we thought Bluetooth headsets make their wearers look like insufferable douchebags, then insufferable douchebags had to go and outdo themselves with this thing. (via Cio)
Cell Mate(03 of09)
At first glance, we see two things problematic about the Cell Mate. The first is that apparently nobody at Cell Mate Headquarters knows about hands-free headsets that come with most cell phones. The second is that it might not be the best strategy to name your product after prisoners. (via Like Cool)
Wrist Cell Phone Carrier(04 of09)
This phone wrist accessory looks like it was specifically engineered to piss off Baby Boomers who think younger folks are too attached to their phones. (via Gizmodiva)
TV Hat(05 of09)
The infamous TV Hat is a device that magnifies an iPhone's screen so you can watch downloaded TV and movies on the go. It was apparently invented by Steve Martin's character in "The Jerk." (via Wired)
Banana Cell Phone Holder(06 of09)
This one is great because it's impractical and will make its users look like a lunatic. One day using this would be a fun novelty. Two days would turn you into a character from "Juno." (via Reddit)
iPhone Revolver(07 of09)
Also known as the "My Second Amendment fetish must extend to all areas of my life" iPhone holder. (via ShinyShiny.tv)
Cell Phone Holster(08 of09)
Kill two birds with one stone: carry around your cell phone conveniently, and fulfill your childhood dream of becoming a big strong policeman! Except that you'll probably get killed in the line of duty the first time you reach for your phone in a public place. Also goes perfect with the cell phone revolver! (via iSmashPhone)
Umbilical Cord Power Charger(09 of09)
We're sure that this umbilical cord smart phone power charger was predicted by David Lynch at some point. (via Daily Contributor)