Funny Or Die: Thai Massage Is Not What You Think It Is (VIDEO)

Most Awkward Massage Ever

Never get a massage from a guy with a cell phone from 1999.

Before You Go

Funny Gym Signs
Kicking Butt And Taking Names(01 of13)
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What working out is all about. (credit:<a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/01/23/funny-pic-dump-1-23-13/picdump-703-20/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="pleated-jeans" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/01/23/funny-pic-dump-1-23-13/picdump-703-20/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="12" data-vars-position-in-unit="14">pleated-jeans</a>)
Sounds Painful(02 of13)
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Hint: they only take things in. (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marytoad/772553808/sizes/o/in/photostream/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="flickr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/marytoad/772553808/sizes/o/in/photostream/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="11" data-vars-position-in-unit="13">flickr</a>)
A Vital Skill(03 of13)
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And be the life of the party! (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45158470@N08/8180513564/sizes/l/in/photostream/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="flickr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45158470@N08/8180513564/sizes/l/in/photostream/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="10" data-vars-position-in-unit="12">flickr</a>)
Become A Masterpiece(04 of13)
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Experience art like you've never experienced it before... Or, just work out. (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sabrinaluciani/7954928732/sizes/o/in/photostream/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="flickr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sabrinaluciani/7954928732/sizes/o/in/photostream/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="9" data-vars-position-in-unit="11">flickr</a>)
Beware Of The Alien Invasion(05 of13)
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This one actually scares us. (credit:<a href="http://ink361.com/#!/photo/298428420026864752_10461348" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="ink361" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://ink361.com/#!/photo/298428420026864752_10461348" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="8" data-vars-position-in-unit="10">ink361</a>)
Seen From Space(06 of13)
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It's just our big personality. (credit:<a href="http://photos.nj.com/jersey-journal/2012/06/signs_for_synergy_gym_in_jerse_3.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="photos.nj.com" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://photos.nj.com/jersey-journal/2012/06/signs_for_synergy_gym_in_jerse_3.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="7" data-vars-position-in-unit="9">photos.nj.com</a>)
Well, When You Put It That Way(07 of13)
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Be all you can be? (credit:<a href="http://www.dumpaday.com/random-pictures/funny-pictures/funny-signs-35-pics/attachment/funny-gym-signs-2/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="dumpaday" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.dumpaday.com/random-pictures/funny-pictures/funny-signs-35-pics/attachment/funny-gym-signs-2/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="6" data-vars-position-in-unit="8">dumpaday</a>)
The Wrath Of Mel Gibson(08 of13)
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The best motivation there is. (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45158470@N08/4791466241/sizes/l/in/photostream/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="flickr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45158470@N08/4791466241/sizes/l/in/photostream/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="5" data-vars-position-in-unit="7">flickr</a>)
Harsh Reality(09 of13)
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Sarongs only cover so much. (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/freakapotimus/7223963822/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="flickr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/freakapotimus/7223963822/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="4" data-vars-position-in-unit="6">flickr</a>)
Good Question(10 of13)
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Probably not as uncomfortable as two flapping. (credit:<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45158470@N08/4441883580/sizes/l/in/photostream/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="flickr" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.flickr.com/photos/45158470@N08/4441883580/sizes/l/in/photostream/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="3" data-vars-position-in-unit="5">flickr</a>)
This Way Please(11 of13)
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That doesn't look like karma to us. (credit:<a href="http://www.boredpanda.com/fitness-and-yoga-ads/" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="boredpanda" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.boredpanda.com/fitness-and-yoga-ads/" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="2" data-vars-position-in-unit="4">boredpanda</a>)
That's A Rude Question(12 of13)
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And the answer is yes. Promptly joining this gym. (credit:<a href="http://photos.nj.com/jersey-journal/2012/06/signs_for_synergy_gym_in_jerse.html" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="photos.nj.com" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://photos.nj.com/jersey-journal/2012/06/signs_for_synergy_gym_in_jerse.html" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="1" data-vars-position-in-unit="3">photos.nj.com</a>)
Tipping The Scales?(13 of13)
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It's time to go to the gym. (credit:<a href="http://www.mensfitness.com/training/9-funny-fitness-ads" role="link" class=" js-entry-link cet-external-link" data-vars-item-name="mensfitness" data-vars-item-type="text" data-vars-unit-name="5bad1f79e4b04234e856ebeb" data-vars-unit-type="buzz_body" data-vars-target-content-id="http://www.mensfitness.com/training/9-funny-fitness-ads" data-vars-target-content-type="url" data-vars-type="web_external_link" data-vars-subunit-name="before_you_go_slideshow" data-vars-subunit-type="component" data-vars-position-in-subunit="0" data-vars-position-in-unit="2">mensfitness</a>)