First we collected the most ridiculous rap lyrics of all time and now we've moved on to pop music. Not to be outdone, this genre has truly stepped up in the stupid department making us laugh harder than ever. If we do country music next we may just lose it all together.
"I don't like citiesBut I like new yorkOther places make me feel like a dorkLos Angeles is for people who sleepParis and LondonBaby you can keep[Chorus]Other cities always make me madOther places always make me sadNo other city ever made me glad except New YorkI love New York [X3]If you don't like my attitudeThen you can F offJust go to TexasIsn't that where they golfNew York is not for little pussies who screamIf you can't stand the heatThen get off my street [repeat]"
"You can't get to heaven on the Frankfurt El, Cause the Frankfurt El goes straight to Frankfurt."
E-mail my heart and say our love will never dieand I, I know you're out there and I know that you still careEmail me back and say our love will stay aliveForeverEmail my heart
Sometimes we sit aroundJust the two of us on a park bench.Sometimes we swim aroundLike two dolphins in the oceans of our hearts
"I want a brand new houseOn an episode of CribsAnd a bathroom I can play baseball inAnd a king size tub big enoughFor ten plus me."Why is Nickelback still making music?!? They are HORRIBLE!
"The heat was hot and the ground was dry/But the air was full of sound/I've been through the desert on a horse with no name/It felt good to be out of the rain/In the desert you can remember your name/'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain/La, la ..."The HEAT was HOT? Is that REALLY the best America could do as far as descriptive lyric writing goes?
"Mac Arthur's Park is melting in the darkall the sweet green icing flowing down.Someone left the cake out in the rainI don't think that I can take it'cause it took so long to bake itand I'll never have that recipe againOh, nooo!"
"Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticksMy mind takes me back there oh so quickLet you off the hook like my man Mr. LimpetThink about that summer and I bug,cause I miss itLike the color purple,macaroni and cheese,Ruby red slippers and a bunch of treesCall you up but whats the useI like Kevin Bacon,but I hate FootlooseCame in the door I said it before,I think I'm over youbut I'm really not sureWhen I met you I said my name was RichYou look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch"Quite possibly the worst song ever written.
"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."Rock N'Roll's strongest statement of the Reflexive Axiom.
"If I was a sculptor / But then again, no / Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show"I really cannot express how much I hate this line.
I'm serious as cancerWhen I say rhythm is a dancer
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