Well, it's that time of year -- when we celebrate the very best of 2008!
The news has been buzzing with details about this week's amazing face transplant, but a quick review of the year shows that the face transplant was not, in fact, the best transplant of 2008.
Here's my list of the Top Ten Transplants of 2008:
1. Foot Transplant
2. Five-Finger-Discount Finger Transplant (this is when you shoplift someone's fingers and graft them onto your hand)
3. Knee Transplant
4. Face Transplant
5. Full-Body Monkey-to-Human Transplant
6. Shoe-to-Face Transplant (attempted; failed)
7. Eye Transplant
8. Trans Am/Plant Transplant (this is when you steal your older brother's Trans Am and replace it with a plant)
9. Tummy Transplant
10. Transplant Transplant (a.k.a. "Hand-me-down Transplant")
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